My wife's gone....

To the West Indies.....

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own free will.....

hmmmm.....is this a good thing?

if good= hope she has fun

if bad= im sorry dude

My wife's taken her brother's kid to the south of France...

Nice?

No, its her nephew actually.....

My wife went to see her favourite band in an indonesian city state....

Singapore??

Yup, but the guitarist more than made up for it....

Originally posted by big gay kirk
My wife went to see her favourite band in an indonesian city state....

Singapore??

Yup, but the guitarist more than made up for it....

Wait I dont get it........

My wife was mathermatically assaulted in a communist island state in the carribean....

Cuba??

No, but they found her square root....

My wife was saddled with a load of housework in the Northwest of the USA...

Washington?

Yup, but there's still the ironing left.....

Originally posted by JLred
Wait I dont get it........

You're blonde, yup?

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