Mouse?

Just the name of the Mouse 😄 and Mouse have the same meaning in Norway as P**** have in English speaking countries. So we have to be careful how we express ourselfs at wotk or at the schools here in Norway. 😉

How come you want us to describe out Mouse's 😄 Lance, you got a mouse fetish or somthin? 😛 🤣

You be...hey, no I don't.

Truthfully, I'm just majorly bored.

How about a nice game of Thermonuclear War ?

*Drops bomb*

BOOOOOM

I'm underground, you can't get me.

*pushes big red button*

This warhead is going up your ass.

*Runs like hell*

I hate to tell you this but there's crosshairs painted on your butt. 😂

Damnit yerss. Why do you have to do that???

Its a heat-seeking missle too. Every time you fart it will get closer. 😂

😂

I'll be sure to hold it in.

Then your brain will explode. 😂

Spontaneous Combustion???

Just make sure you run into yerssot's house first. His waffles need toasted.

😂 🤣 😂

That is so 😈

I know. I'm terrible. 🤣

But it is yerss, so I don't think anyone will care.

The poor Belgian Bastard. Not even here to defend himself. I almost feel guilty. Almost. 😮‍💨

Just a twinge of guilt here.

I don't have any clue what kind of mouse I have. It came with the computer.

But speaking of mice:

The other day, I was minding my own business, eating some peanut-butter crackers, when I suddenly saw a mouse streak across the floor. I was like "Holy shit! I just saw a mouse, mom!" She didn't beleive me. So I put down some sticky tape with some peanut butter on it. Sure enough, the next day a little mouse was stuck to the thing.

I felt so bad 🙁 . I tried to peel it off the tape to let it go, but it's skin was stuck to the tape. So I drowned it in water. Poor little bastard. I hate killing living creatures. 🙁 🙁 🙁