ARGH! ****ing Pussy!

I was lying down on my friends bed because I wasnt feeling to good (Gulp Gulp) And I was watching Tv and This big black cat jumped up on the bed Screaming and it scared the shit out of me 🙁

At lieast it didn't jump on your face and start scratching....

Oh then I would have BBQ'd the thing

Heh, naked pussy on your face, and you'r thinking dim sims... 😛

🤨

A bat joke, I know. And an old one at that

eh slippy, the "P" word thread has already been done tonight, you missed the boat on the shock factor 😂

No, I wasnt going for shock value...just put it in

I dont like cats, they're evil...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, I wasnt going for shock value...just put it in

My sense of humor has just been awakened again, but I won't say it here

o...k