Random Facts About You

Originally posted by Wålshy
random fact about me: i need two hands to masturbate

One for the tweezers and one to stimulate, right?

falloutofchairlaughing

Originally posted by dadudemon
One for the tweezers and one to stimulate, right?

I usually have stomach pains in the mornings. But they go away at about noonish.

I usually have stomach pains before a massive poop.

next week I am getting my lip pierced again!!!clapping

I slept alot on the job last night.

i use "Degree" deodorant.

I use neutragena soap.

I use Green Lever2000 Body-wash (vin it smells really nice)

I cant use Lever soap or alot of other soaps, I have sensitive skin.

I just ate.

the micro beads feels nice in body wash

My body wash is pretty much solid. I need to squash it for about 15 minutes every day just to make it latherable

I am deathly allergic to asprin

They say the early bird gets the worm, but when the sun comes up, I' d rather hide under the covers than to rise and shine.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I lost 8 lbs!

When I' ve got a problem, the whole room knows. However, it might make me come off like a real hothead sometimes.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I drive a Taurus.

I haven't had my hair cut in over a year..