Random Facts About You

I hate going to the dentist

I have extremely thick hair. There is no way I'm going bald, unless someone pours acid over my head.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
I have a short attention span

really?

sorry, did you say something? 😕

I can balance a full glass of water on my head

I can hold my breath for 2 minutes

I'm constantly horny, but people don't know because I'm so polite.

Originally posted by Baylin
really?

sorry, did you say something? 😕

😂

exactly

People always think I'm totally sweet and innocent and I shock them with my filthy mouth and mind haermm

I've lost close to 40lbs since the beginning of the summer, and it feels fanTAStic.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've lost close to 40lbs since the beginning of the summer, and it feels fanTAStic.

I found it.. it's attached itself to my thighs and ass aweherm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I found it.. it's attached itself to my thighs and ass aweherm

That's just more for me to love 131

Originally posted by Selphie
That's just more for me to love 131

Oh you vin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
People always think I'm totally sweet and innocent and I shock them with my filthy mouth and mind haermm

Originally posted by JacopeX
No, I just think you are unfunny and annoying.

Well that's pretty nice compared to what I think of you doped

Oh and I was talking about people I meet in real life.. like in the pub.. not unimportant people like you happywank

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Well that's pretty nice compared to what I think of you doped

Oh and I was talking about people I meet in real life.. like in the pub.. not unimportant people like you happywank

I hardly ever order dessert cos I'm really fussy with puddings.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
People always think I'm totally sweet and innocent and I suck them with my filthy mouth haermm

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I like to mis-quote people... 😗

Originally posted by Baylin
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I like to mis-quote people... 😗

shocklaugh crylaugh

Originally posted by Baylin
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I like to mis-quote people... 😗

and you are so good at it too 😂

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
and you are so good at it too 😂

It's only because I can't think of anything original to say 😮

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