Random Facts About You

I just booked a holiday today. Heading out to Majorca on saturday fo 5days, and i should be super-stoked but ya know what.... I aint!

somethings wrong with me today 🙁

I haven't had a good nights sleep in a while.

I might be going to Florida for Christmas.

I suffer from Sleep Apnea

I had planned to go to Disneyland in Oct., don't think I am anymore.

I am going to a big Oxford United party on Sunday.

I am in quite a purple patch just now with the ladies,
it always seems to be this time of year

Having a fight w/ my gf.

For some reason, she thinks I'm cheating because some hot girl dropped a pencil in class and I picked it up for her.

Psycho? Possibly.

how old are you dude, jealousy is so common amongst teenagers.
I dont get jealous anymore, as long as they dont kiss or screw then I am happy enough letting the lady do what she pleases

I have high bllod pressure.

I've been drunk on and off for 4 days.

I haven't slept properly for weeks.

I am planning a trip to Mexico in the next few months.

I don't like taking any form of tablets.

My ass itches.

My girlfriend's pissed at me.

Why? I have no idea. I've been asking what I did, but she wouldn't tell me, and said I was being annoying. And then I quit asking, so she said I was ignoring her. I was like "Well what the **** do you want me to say?"

I swear, I love her, but sometimes I just wanna roast her body over an open flame.

I wish Michael Jackson was still alive so everyone would SHUT THE HELL UP about him.

I rarely hear others talking about him anymore.

That's all i ****ing hear about. It makes me want to just die along with him.

My friend has Katt Williams saying "Shut up *****!" as a ringtone.

You can hear it on this video at :36

YouTube video

We were at school today, and the class that we were in, the teacher is a total *******. All of a sudden his phone started ringing REALLY LOUD.

It was hilarious. You had to be there.