My girlfriend accidentally (at least she said it was an accident) clamped a hot-ass flat iron around my left hand. I started screaming, and after a couple seconds she was like "What's your problem?", and then I pointed to the flat iron clamped around my hand. She has been apologizing (and for some reason, she even cried when it happened) relentlessly. It hurts.
Me and my girlfriend went to her friend's house, and I was super tired, and I fell asleep on her couch. She and her friend shaved my legs (which were EXTREMELY hairy, looked like a gorilla's leg), and now they're all smoothe and feel really weird. They laughed really hard. So did my dude friend's when they saw them.
This will be the last time I fall asleep around her.
Originally posted by Insomniatric
My girlfriend accidentally (at least she said it was an accident) clamped a hot-ass flat iron around my left hand. I started screaming, and after a couple seconds she was like "What's your problem?", and then I pointed to the flat iron clamped around my hand. She has been apologizing (and for some reason, she even cried when it happened) relentlessly. It hurts.
Originally posted by Insomniatric
Me and my girlfriend went to her friend's house, and I was super tired, and I fell asleep on her couch. She and her friend shaved my legs (which were EXTREMELY hairy, looked like a gorilla's leg), and now they're all smoothe and feel really weird. They laughed really hard. So did my dude friend's when they saw them.This will be the last time I fall asleep around her.
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