Random Facts About You

id like to feel the masturbation process from a females point of view,

I dislocated my right knee yesterday. I'm hobbling around on crutches. It hurts. It was nasty before they fixed it, my knee was like on the side of my leg, damn, I could have lived without that happening. I'm not sure how I'm gonna take a shower. This sucks.

I hace just decorated the kids bedroom.

Originally posted by Splitty
Well, you'd have to have a vagina AND a penis then.

Keeping this post on topic, random fact is I don't have a vagina AND a penis.

Got a new tattoo yesterday.

Originally posted by Zoom
Got a new tattoo yesterday.

Just got home from work.

Pretending to work.

Originally posted by Zoom
Pretending to work.

I have just got up.

Getting ready to do some housework.

At work

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I found out that the lights and designs and shit you see when you close your eyes hard are called "Phosphenes".

I feel like I've been on crutches for like 10 years (even though it's only been 16 days). It sucks.

I suck on my own tongue when I'm having sex, never noticed before. hmm

I hate sundays.

Is currently working his ass off doing overtime over christmas to afford building a top of the line pc. 8am till 6pm shifts! gotta be worth it i keep saying..

Originally posted by One Free Man
that's why i said "as well", mr. Peeknpoop.

Currently pretending to work.