Random Facts About You

I know the feeling.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i had the apartment to myself for the whole week.
and yet i wore pants the whole time.
what the hell is wrong with me?

I never have the apartment to myself and yet I never wear pants. Oh yeah!!!

I have a cell phone.

i havent had coffee in three days cause weve been out of sugar

ew.

im burnt to a crisp thanks to being out in the sun all of yesterday 🙁 bit sore

I'm gonna eatcha.

always bn curious to find out what human flesh taste like.. not my cuticles and nails but full cooked person..

I need a new phone.

my skull is being split apart by a dull axe ha-son

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
my skull is being split apart by a dull ax3l ha-son

I hate it when I'm not 100% sure about my sig..

I sleep naked

and I'm in love, i cant say that enough and i cant tell them enough how much they mean to me. 😍

unless it starts raingin cats and dogs, im not taking that goddamn fan out of the window

tomorrows my mama's 42nd birthday

Tomorrow is......Saturday.

by the gods... so it is aweshock

There is only one God.

no there are many ✅

Bullschlakah.