do you know why i pulled you over sir?
umm.. no! what the hell?!
do you know how fast you were going? you were going pretty fast..
are you kidding me!! do you see speed limits in this sh$$@y country?! this isnt even a real road and i guess probably hitting 15 maybe 25 tops...
i'm gonna have to see some I.D. sir..
f#$@%^ you're not even from this country how the hell are you going to enforce a non existing law in some one elses country?!
mother f@%%@ker! cant even have a war without being pulled over and ticketed bet this Sh$^ didnt happen to charlie sheen in platoon or rambo.. could you imagine?