Random Facts About You

i wanna visit Saskatchewan,

i want a japanese sword.. also i spend about 70k in the last 3 yrs.. man really sucks balls..

the sound on my laptop has returned.. im so happy.

i just posted in the wrong thread and corrected it.

I have a soft spot for cheesy 80's music like A-Ha or Nik Kershaw, and power ballads like 'Winds of Change'.

That's........something.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That's........something.

Originally posted by Slay
Not saying I love them, dickchomper, just that I can't hate on them like most people do.

I watch really, really weird porn. I should probably stop. In fact, I'm stopping now.

2 girls and a cup?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I watch really, really weird porn. I should probably stop. In fact, I'm stopping now.

Originally posted by Slay
Do you masturbate to it? Just asking, because I tend to watch weird porn as well, but more out of general entertainment than to be sexually aroused.

Sometimes. Depends on how odd it is. Other times, it's sorta just interesting.

one of my old TKD student dislocated my thumb while i was teaching him how.. he was too excited and did do low study pressure.. he simply jerked it down and i heard a CRACK.

i smiled at him told him not to do that again and had my brother teach him and lecture him and teach him not to jerk that he only does that in a fight not in class...

he was about 6 yrs old.. the kid was a green belt..

after that i went to the back to the adult gym area.. private room area no one was around then i was mumbled and was pissed.. from the pain,... my master had come in to "fix" it.

If I have a Beretta 92f in hand, any martial artist is toast.

i was seeing spots....i didnt pass out!! i just lost track of time and was feeling sleepy... 😒

Even Marv from Sin City. If dude was coming at me and I had a full clip, he's going down.

why doesnt anyone ever aim between the eyes when a giant guy is running full steam at you?

i mean a) they always have a puny gun

b) the guy is a giant with dense muscle and usually a vest

c) the head is your logical choice u are already standing your ground aim and shoot

Because they're asshats who can't shoot for shit.

Dawn of the Dead: "Shoot 'em in the head!!!"

i talk to myself a lot.

i sometimes fantasize about certain women.