Random Facts About You

My days last 25 hours. I can jump 50 feet straight up. I chew steel and shit out barbed wire.

i told my family i just want to be cremated dont want a funeral or anything fancy hate to burden the family.

but, i am sure they will ignore my request and bury me and have an elaborate funeral costing in the thousands.

i get no respect, no respect i tell ya..

I want a Jedi funeral.

i want to help John get a jedi funeral, by killing him.

I wanna be frozen and thrown into space.

So I can return as an Alien Killing Machine.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i want to help John get a jedi funeral, by killing him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shit, I'd drop you like a sack of taters.

Originally posted by Dave_97
I will end you 😠

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shit, I'd drop you like a sack of taters.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, you wouldn't make a hair on RJ's ass.

Both sound gay. lol.

You're gay.

Fap. Nearly there keep going.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What a dick. Not you, ninjak, you're cooler than a fan. Someone else. What an incredible dick.

Ooh ooh, tell me. O_O

I feel left out.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Ooh ooh, tell me. O_O

I feel left out.

That's no fun. grumpy

I'm no good at guessing.

Try 😖hifty:

he was talking about me.

Random Fact, im a dick.

Nah, not you, Dave, you're quite likable. Like a retarded little brother.

my mom taught me not to be mad at animals for simply being animals.

the lesson was when squirrels ate her tomato garden.

she placed a small fence and said that although she like fresh tomatoes she is glad others are enjoying them.

I loathe people who harm animals for fun.

we can always plant a lot more to go around.