Random Facts About You

Originally posted by Dave_97
you does, i've heard it with my own two ears.

i am so god damn tired, my day off and i get 3 hours of sleep.

/sigh

Go sleep then.

never

Da Vinci only needed 4 hrs a day.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Da Vinci only needed 4 hrs a day.

People are always complaining how bored they are.
But, when you try to get them to come to something and have a good time.. it's like pulling ****ing teeth.

🙄

i bn helping build a new site i wonder if it takes off and makes millions if i should get a share or not since no one has talked about it and its more of a favor.

Originally posted by Dave_97
never

i just realized that a lot of shows that i have no interest in nor understand the comedy or satire were not designed for me or my cultural background.. pfff... f#$# suburbia white america, f#$# friends, the office and SNL.

dry stale comedy but what can you expect.

if i could draw and i had to make a self portrait, id draw my picture with either tape over my mouth or my mouth sewn shut mhmm

No heroin thanks.

i pretend to go jew for the right girl.

Damn that.

i gone Mormon for a girl in the past even though i didnt believe a damn think about it and yet i was at church on Wednesday and Friday whenever she went.

@RJ

not even for natalie portman?

No. Take me as I am. If I change my religion for a girl, that makes me a poser.

what about just to bed her for a few days or weeks?

its not really posing if you go to study and learn what they have to say without actually believing it.
its like being immersed in a cultural costum think of it as an anthropology study.

Nah, it's posing.

so you wouldnt go to a temple and read the torah to get a shot at sleeping with natalie portman for a night or two?

Yes. I'd read it for educational purposes. But I would not lie to her about my religion though.