Random Facts About You

Hocus Pocus FTW !!!

Immobulus.

Been working on this damn thing for over 5 hours now. And I'm not even an eighth of the way done 🙁

You need some felix felicis.

My friends tell me I would make a good lawyer. They say I'm good at arguing. Even if I'm completely wrong about what I'm arguing about, I can make it sound like I'm right, and get people to believe me and be on my side. I've argued things with people that I knew I was wrong about, and still have almost always convinced them that I was right.

But I don't want to be a damn lawyer. I train for MMA, my dream is to be in the UFC. And call me crazy but being a professional MMA fighter sounds a bit more exciting than being a lawyer.

Plus, I hate lawyers. Most people say they hate cops, but not me. I don't mind cops. It's those slimy lawyers that piss me off.

I hate when I'm in class, and I don't know the answer to a question, and I try to copy it off of somebody else's paper, and the little a-hole puts his hand over the answer.

I sometimes yell "How am I supposed to see your answers if your hand is in the way?"

Some people are so rude.

I should have went into PR.

are you good at lyin and spinning truth?

i am making some steak, i'll die from a heart attack b4 i give up eating steak as my meat of choice

Yup.

i have spiderman lvl reflexes i have yet to allow anything to hit the floor when i am in the kitchen cookin.

Originally posted by King Castle
i have spiderman lvl reflexes i have yet to allow anything to hit the floor when i am in the kitchen cookin.

That is quite an accomplishment my good sir.

I smell burnt bacon.

Originally posted by King Castle
are you good at lyin and spinning truth?

i am making some steak, i'll die from a heart attack b4 i give up eating steak as my meat of choice

I was going to say something to that...
But decided not to.

i have to change it b/c i just dropped some sunny delight when i open the fridge, slipped out of my hand tried to stop it with my knee but just couldnt.

I wrote OK Computer. What have you done with your life?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Weeellllll...

I was going to say something to that...
But decided not to.

somethin to do with manmeat? 😐

anyways i like your sig and you look pretty as always. i personally like the cleavage vin

Originally posted by King Castle
its a homo comment, right?

somethin to do with manmeat? 😐

anyways i like your sig and you look pretty as always. i personally like the cleavage vin

& How did I know you'd mention that. 🙄

Originally posted by Kharhmah
N.. noo... of course not.

& How did I know you'd mention that. 🙄

so what were you gonna say?

if its mean i dont wanna hear it.🙁

hmm. well pm it if its mean so no one else laughs. 😮

Originally posted by King Castle
fine, i was just bein nice, i take it all back. your hideous and flat as a board. 😐

so what were you gonna say?

if its mean i dont wanna hear it.🙁

hmm. well pm it if its mean so know one else laughs. 😮

Ha, I cant remember now, maybe I should have said it after all. hmm

i usually wander what is Kharmah's opinion on big cats in England..