Random Facts About You

Damn that, RUM.

I'm obsessed with smelling good.

The biggest compliment to me is when a girl says "Chris you smell good".

My biggest fear is to smell bad. Nothing worse than smelling like b.o.

i cant believe i stayed up all night for nothing TT^TT

im a cowboy, honest.

i wish i had a big fluffy bed

I can't wear cologne.

dammit, i need to do some story editing to include this new "character"

im gonna change my life in the new year 🙂

Damn sensitive skin.

Getting tased really ****ing hurts.

Cuz I like to party.

i love playing with my dick

on the list of things i love, it falls in the number 3 spot.
the number 2 spot is food.
the number 1 spot is ruling over earth and turning all the woman and men into sex slaves, forced to have sex with each other while i watch and play with my dick.

i've got things sorted fairly well.

I'm starting to wonder if my girlfriend has me pussy-whipped.

im happy that i got to ride with my sexy Asian friend today all alone with him in his car 😊

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
im happy that i got to ride with my sexy Asian friend today all alone with him in his car 😊

Originally posted by Dave_97
you raped him.
im calling the cops.

or am i? sly

pedo

hes of age oh
hes like 19 haermm

is he? well then its all good.

i am curious to see how big his Asian weiner is though 131