Random Facts About You

I don't want it then.

You can't do that.

Force one on me

You're starting to sound like an EF dream creepermm

Eww, creeper. haermm

I put what was left of my lunch in the dog's food bowl and as soon as she saw it, she started gobbling it up. Then she made the bowl flip and smacked herself in the noggin with it. haermm
I put some of her own food in it, but she was too afraid to go near it. haermm

Reporting you for animal cruelty.

Counter-reporting for being lame.

Counter-counter-to the reporting for reporting someone for being lame, when said reporter is lame.

Counter-counter-counter reporting for reporting someone who reported someone who is mega-super aids lame.
Yeah, I went there. 31

You're fired.

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME CAUSE I QUIT!!!
-runs out of room like a retard-
ALSO I'M SUING FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!

You're poor, I'm rich.

I win. ermmhappy

You won't be rich for long since I'm suing your ass. ermmhappy

Poor people can afford good lawyers

I'm my own lawyer, *****. 31

I meant can't.

Be prepared to be buried in litigation.

We'll see about that.