I'm out...

Hot peppers ? Yeah baby !

Hot Peppers? You betta believe it.

Hot peppers will make you live longer. Trust me. 😮‍💨

Cool!

But then other things I do with my body reverse that. So I'll live a normal life.

It appears you are in balance with the Force. You must be the Chosen One !

Now I will go to the Dark Side and kill you all!

j/k

*magically turns into Yoda*

Well I'm off to Dagobah now.

Whoa!

I need to stop sniffing glue.

Try felt-tip permanent markers. They'll damage your brain much more quickly.

Nah, I want some brain cells in there.

We'll just clone some for you. From....ToMacco 😂

That's not much better than what I have right now.

Hmm. . . never huffed glue to get a high. Seems damn dangerous to me.

I'm a big frozen pizza man. How convienient is that? Throw a pizza in the oven whenever you damn well please. You always have to have several frozen pizzas in the freezer if you wanna throw a real party.

You can even put the frozen pizza in the microwave for a quick snack.

or keep it healthy

pizza is healthy as long as you don't overkill the meats and cheeses. vege pizzas are delicious

I can't eat a pizza that is nothing but veggies.

I gotta have meat.

Okay everyone, line up at the door!

*Reaches for the door handle*

Get the door, it's Dominos!

*Opens door, the Dominos pizza delivery guy smashes into line, they fall over like dominos*

😂

The only thing that my family and I eat ever is Pizza Hut stuffed crust one large sausage and one large pepperoni. The people who take the orders have actually redognized my brother by his voice before when we met one of them in real life we call in so much.

I hate Domino's. It's way too salty.

You gotta mix it up, if you ask me.