"I used to buy my chips from an oppressive chip shop regime....

😂 Nice.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
The girl who worked there, she seemed happy,
But I knew it was not what it seemed.

"Do you want salt and vinegar"
was what they made her say,
But in the language of the ghetto,
That means "help, I'm a woman in chains"

I wanted to free her.
In my dreams I would see her.
Running naked through the woods round Rainham,
if I had some tigers I'd train them.....
to protect her,
from the sexual fascism that was lurking,
round the gherkins.

I'd lean across the counter and we would talk,
I carved her name "Debbie" on a little wooden fork.
But into the shop came a skinhead gang,
and snatched the fork from my hand.

Debbie, she looked at me,
to assert my masculinity.
I said "Oy!",
they said "What?",
I said "Nothing..." "

Spoony and the girl from the chip shop
sitting in a tree
H-u-m-p-i-n-g
First come boing then comes marriage
the comes Spoony with a babies carriage

..... spoony "Needs" a girlfriend 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Vathu
..... spoony "Needs" a girlfriend 😖hifty:

..... spoony Needs a girlfriend 😖hifty:

You morons just don't get the song....

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You morons just don't get the song....