Grey fox's Quest for decent tv
The author Grey fox was sitting in his huge mansion full of money ,pizza’s DVD’s and computers .
Things had been pretty boring today so he decided to see what was on the tube , he started flicking around slowly , the first ten channels was the news (Grey fox hated the news it was boring and made him depressed at all the wrongs in the world , the last time he watched the news he went on a grand theft auto style killing spree …except without the star’s in the top right hand corner of the screen )
He couldn't’ believe it , all that was on was ether cutesy shows for five year olds or the news…….HE NEEDED VIOLENCE DAMMIT !!!!
The tv suddenly went black as a ugly looking women (think of a vogon from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and then make it uglier…there ya go)
Ugly women : Hello I am here from the S.H.I.T TELEVISION corporation or the Shows . Horribly . In need of .Termination corp. We have decided that television is too violent today and as of now we are replacing everything even remotely violent with cute things that only babies watch goodbye (tv turns off)
Grey fox : What the hell !! (eye's widen)
Grey fox: is rather noticeably agitated , he stand up and kick a closet door down , he then enters the closet proving that the only reason he kicked the door down was because he was lazy . Minutes later he re enters the room wearing all black and wielding quite a few weapon
Grey fox : (checking over weaponry) disintergrator…..check ……rail gun….check ……shotgun…check …….chainsaw…..double check . Alright let’s kick some S.H.I.T ass .
There is a sudden roar of a engine from inside of Grey fox's mansion before he rides out on his motorcycle with circular saw’s for wheels
and lo and behold our hero set off on a might quest for good TELEVISION and in the distance many civilians heard a mighty cry of ....
Grey fox : SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
end of part one
(Note : this is a complete and utter bastardization and exaggeration i have never done anything illegal in the rel world , their shall be swearing in the fic and various references to other stuff ... i dotn own anything here except for me and the motorcycle with circular saw’s for wheels , i came up with that)