I go with Payne:
You wanna buy some death sticks?
You don't want to sell me death sticks.
I don't want to sell you death sticks.
You want to go home and rethink your life.
I want to go home and rethink my life.
Excellent, in every way.
But then: "Join me OB1, and together we will destroy the Sith" is wonderful too.
Oh you've got me started now! Here I go, I will probably repeat many of them. I especially like Christopher Lee's lines in any movie he is in as he really adds ferocity to his lines any, through the film here I go:
1) "I will not let this republic which has stood for 10,000 years be split in two. My negociations will not fail" - I like that line, it is powerful for some reason.
2) "We are keepers of the Peace. Not Soldiers" - True words of a True Jedi Master.
3) "The Dark Side clouds everything" - A classic Star Wars line
4) "After the tragedy on the landing platform, seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my heart" - Awwwwww bless
5) "Looky Looky Senator! Diesen Jedi have arriven!" - Just made me chuckle, especially the looky looky.
6) "My Goodness, you've grown" - Naaahhh!
7) "You will learn to follow my lead"
"Why"
"What" - I think this line just showed how fantastic an actor ewan mcgregor is and how convincing he is as well as obi-wan.
8) "She was happy to see us" - Obi Wans cheeky grin
9) "And your senses aren't that fined attuned my young padawan"
"And yours are?"
"Possibly" - Another Obi-Wan line, his uncertainty when he says possibly is really funny.
10) "Im sorry master, I forgot you dont like flying"
"I dont mind flying, but what your doing is suicide"
11) "Use the force Anakin. Think. He went in there to hide, not to run"
"Yes master"
"Here have this, try not to lose it"
"yes master"
"this weapon is your life"
"I try master" - This again made me chuckle through Haydens desparation.
12) "Why do I feel your going to be the death of me?" - Ironic or what?
13) "Dont say that master, your the closest thing I have to a father"
"Then why dont you listen to me?"
14) "Go and find her"
"Then where are you going?"
"For a drink"
15) "Jedi business, get back to your drinks"
16) "You need no guidance Anakin. In time you will learn to trust your own feelings. Then you will be invincibl. I have said this many times: You are the most gifted Jedi I have ever met. I see you becoming the greatest of all jedi Anakin, even greater than master Yoda" - Ahh! Look out anakin!
Right thats as far as I am going in such detail for tonight lol. A selection of other big favourites include:
*"MASTER WINDU! You have fought Gallantly!"
*"A planet Obi-Wan has lost. How embarassing"
*"How truly wonderful, the mind of a child is"
*"Still much you have to learn"
*"She cannot do that! Shoot her.....or something. Jango! Finish her off!"
"Patience Viceroy, she will die"
*"Join me, Obi-Wan and together we will destroy the Sith!"
*"Begun, this clone war has"
*"I am more powerful than any Jedi, even you!"
*"Oh this is not good"
*"Then we came to rescue you"
"Good job!"
*"A perimeter around the survivors create!"
*"Good, very good commander. Bring me a ship"
*"Master Kenobi, you disappoint me, Yoda spoke so highly of you"
"Surely you can do better"
*"We must hide our plans for the ultimate weapon. If they learn about what we are planning to build, we are done for" (reference to the death star)
And they are just some I can think of at 11 o clock at night. Theres bound to be some I have missed out, but they are just a bulk of my favourites.