It's easy to win Big Brother, all you have to do is be a pretty-boy and two-dimensional.
*Strikes the gayest pose ever*
See! I'm Anthony!
*Does a lame dance*
I'm lazy and I don't do anything. I just eat, flirt and sunbathe
*Eats, flirts, and sunbathes*
How do I avoid nomination? By being utterly, and completely boring. Does anyone know what my interests are apart from shaggin'? No! I slip under the radar and get all the bigger, more entertaining characters kicked out first!
*Does nothing for most of the shows duration apart from a little dance and being a bit drunk. And flirting some more*
See! I'm the best contestant in here cos even though I have a personality of a brick, my good looks mean a lot more to the viewers!
*wins Big Brother due to good looks and bugger all else*