You are not...........
Its been more than 5 years since Tyler Durden’s inspired rant on, “The all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world”. Time for an update…
You are not your iPod
You are not your video mobile
You are not your alphabetized DVD collection
You are not the magazines you read.
You are not the books you buy and don’t read.
You are not your internet chatroom alias.
You are not you choice of Chardonnay.
You are not the channels you subscribe to.
You are not the team you support.
You are not your ****ing ringtone.
You are not your herd-mentality rejection of commercialism.
No, wait….