I feel so unwanted...

Originally posted by Hornyman
No. Becuase you haven't lost it. I have though.

This self pity thread got ten pages 😕

Originally posted by Otaku
This self pity thread got ten pages 😕

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
10 pages of us telling this kid off and him replying as "i have more friends than you" 🙄

But it's still not right 🙄

Originally posted by Otaku
But it's still not right 🙄

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
neither is my penis naughty

thats sooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong.

😆 but i amuse myself droolio

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😆 but i amuse myself droolio

...Yoga power?

Originally posted by Otaku
...Yoga power?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
pfft i wish

I dont think it would be cool to be able to give yourself a blowjob.It might give you some bragging rights though...

Originally posted by Otaku
I dont think it would be cool to be able to give yourself a blowjob.It might give you some bragging rights though...

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
how wouldn't it be cool naughty

I just dont want to know how my own cock tastes.

Originally posted by Otaku
I just dont want to know how my one cock tastes.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😆 thats one way to put it

It certainly is.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
whatever you say wanker your hand doesn't count

I know. That's why your still a virgin, oh great meat beater.

Originally posted by Hornyman
I know. That's why your still a virgin, oh great meat beater.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
❌ you suck at life 😄...i'm sure we all know that i have sex with Lindsey naughty

I wouldn't know though. So I'll just take your word for it meat beater.

Probably because you are...

😕 umm yea I'm still a virgin....just one who was adducted by aliens twice they implanted there evil seed in me to create my children. 😈

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
😕 umm yea I'm still a virgin....just one who was adducted by aliens twice they implanted there evil seed in me to create my children. 😈