lol for some reason this thread reminds me of that youtube video with Deadpool. Modok: Say something funny!
Wade: "You wanna hear something funny? Ok. A guy named George comes to work one day, and he gets his head blown up like a whoopee cushion, and then its fuced to a flying toilet, luaghing yet?!"
Modok has some impressive powers
Modok- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MODOK#Powers_and_abilities