SS's board. This way, I could fly standing up, not in that awkward horizontal position which, sustained, is uncomfortable for a human being and gives neck cramps.
Plus, it allows attack from another direction.
Plus, I dont hafta be anyone's b***h
Don't hafta recharge it
Don't hafta carry it
Can carry other things and keep my hands free.
Get power cosmic w/o becoming a silver-coated eunich, or bald
Always have a place to sleep, table to eat on, place for ironing clothes