Jokes only KMC Members will understand.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
My fork was stuck in the chicken??? 😕 Uh, yeah dude, that's pretty normal. 😛

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*Jumps in car and runs over WM* 😈

🙁 you are one mean individual

6 months later: And.....yes....the winner of the Understatement of the Year award is WICKERMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

*Gives you a medal* 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, not your fork...your little fireman. 😉

How did you know my dick was small? 😱

😆

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
How did you know my dick was small? 😱

That's right Jackie....it WAS........but NOW that you've been using THE SWEDISH PENIS ENHANCEMENT PUMP 3000 you no longer have a small penis 👆

~wickerman~

Thank you, 3000! 👆 😖mart:

Where can I get one of those?😕

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
How did you know my dick was small? 😱

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Where can I get one of those?😕

they're actually from Taiwan 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

thankfully, i have no need for one.

Wowza!

wowza? did you finally find your midget porn?

Dude, Seriously Midget porn is Great.

you think?

Its so funny seeing a 3 foot tall guy wip out a 6 foot dick and ram into a Chick whos Vagina is bigger than her a bunch of times

I never want to see midget porn.

i've seen it. quite the spectacle.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I never want to see midget porn.

well keep your eyes closed when you're doin the bizz then! 🙄

😛