A plane just crashed very near to my house.

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

is there anything you do believe in, slip?

Otaku Skyhighatrist
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Somehow I dont believe this.

Somehow it is true.A plane has crashed near my house.And there was a load of illegal porn in that plane.

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is there anything you do believe in, slip?
The Lochness Monster and Big foot. Seriously thats it.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

what about the perfect cheeseburger?

Otaku Skyhighatrist
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what about the perfect cheeseburger?

Thats a myth!You know its a myth!!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

*makes the perfect cheeseburger, hands it to slip*

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what about the perfect cheeseburger?
One Foggy April Night, I was driving down Some old Back road deep in the woods, I had a drink or two and I was hoping to get home and take a long nap. As I was driving along I heard this Loud SSSSSSSSSIIIIIIZZZDDELLLLLE and bursting out through the Deep dark woods came the suprise of my life, a Huge, Juicy, Bacon covered, Cheesy, Lettuce Crisp, Tommato stuff, inch thick patty, of a cheeseburger, It burst out into the road and looked at me for one second then darted into the Thick forest. Ever since this night back in 76' I have been driving the old Back roads of New jersey hoping to find this Frightful legend, I have dedicated my life to it.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

hey!!! i saw the very same thing the other night!!!!

SlipknoT Restricted

*SHRREEEK* Tell me! You Must! Where? I neeed to find it!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

the damn thing is quick, as you said. it disappeared in the fog before i could give chase.

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I got the cheeseburger right here, foo's! 馃槢 *dry humps cheeseburger*

SlipknoT Restricted

Watch out! The Old timers around here Say that the thing can dangerous!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

gonna catch a cheeseburger STD!!!

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I ate it. 馃檪

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Oh crap, I feel like I have sex mumps. 馃槝

Rogue Jedi Restricted

gonna get a CSTD.

SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I ate it. 馃檪
Oh trust me you didnt, this think is far to...............Who here reads Weird New Jersey?

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

Was that some sort of subliminal question, Slips??? 馃槕

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

*realizes that there is more to KMC that meets the eye*

Rogue Jedi Restricted

*realized this a long time ago*