Originally posted by GCG
I thought true potheads would sacrify their lives for mary-jane.
nah we have good intentions, but by the time we've got our shit together and dived infront of the person, they've been shot, killed, buried and mourned for. our reflexs arn't what they were.
and it'd depend on the person in question.
ok, there's a terrorist with a low yield 4 kilogram nuclear bomb strapped to themselves. your there with, i dunno, say the love of you life. they yell out "praise allah" or some stereotype re-enforcing moto and detonates. thankfully, you were wearing your lead raincoat. you can either keep it on and survive (with all my science being proven and tested) or throw it over her (see above) and she'll live, but you'll get killed.
Either way, in that case, is pointless. Because not to sound arrogant but I don't want her living a sad life, which she undoubtedly would if she saw her partner get obliter-stroyed. The level of guilt would be unbelievable also.
On da flip, I wouldn't wanna live without her after seeing her be turned into a crispy critter, so it's safe to say either way, you're jiffed.
Or I'd wait for the Grolsh guy to come in and say "Schtop, schtop, dish bomb ish not ready yet."
-AC
I would think outside the box and squeeze us both into the coat...that way we would have 1/2 a chance....Or throw myself over the person....I think that would be my first impulsive reaction....If it was a gun shot...I'd probably try to push them out of the way and get shot myself, same with a car, same with an explosion....Just a quick reflex on my part...