Duke Nukem vs Master Chief (PLEASE read the conditions before polling and debating.)

Started by DarkC5 pages

That's pretty much MC. ermm Just kick out the "woman charmer".

they are similar indeed one has less exotic weapons, and the other is badass.

And Master Chief has no superhuman strength? Do you know how much his armor alone ways? Not to mention he can use any weapon and never gets tired.

I never said he didn't have superhuman strength.

Duke doesn't get tired either, now this is a coolness argument, there are no plot device weapons here, just the normal arsneal, duke has the more exotic arsneal.

Chief's is more basic, but hey, he does have room for perfectly badass exoticness weapons.

Energy Sword. A favorite.

Little against a freeze gun, unfortunately...

Since we're getting into the crazy fun weapons of Duke, that I forgot to really mention, MC has NO defense against a shrink ray. Duke would shrink him, pop him in his mouth, and chew him up, and then poop him out and put the poop into a paper bag, light the bag on fire, put it on the doorstep of Lara Croft, ring the doorbell, run, Lara comes out, stomps the fire out, Duke appears out the bush and they make sweet sweet love down by the fire.

And dont be talking bout no books, video game books are not cannon, I mean come on, According to the resident evil books rebecca chambers was fighting zombie commandos on an island outside of africa before re2 took place. If books are real then the whole demons behind the doom invasion were little aliens that made robots that look like demons to scare us and the doom guy got shrunk at the end and had to do everything all over again. Lo Wang would be a womanizing super uber ninja with crazy weapons and.... oh wait, well, the shadow warrior novels were pretty accurate. I can go write a novel about Duke Nukem flying around with rockets in his femurs and jumping 70 feet in the air and peeing hot fire, doesnt mean he can do it.

Sorry, went off on a novel tangent there, my bad. Had some bad experiences with game novelizations. Im sure in the books MC is very bad ass compared to who ever. But lets remember those are novelizations based on a game, not the other way around. And nothing you've mentioned so far seems to give him an Edge over Duke.

Superhuman strength, enhanced speed, super accuracy, steriods, woman charmer, steriods (vitamin x)...

MC is much the same then....
Super strength
enhanced speed
enhanced reactions
very accurate aswell
Sees the world in slow motion

Exactly, this is a shooting match, not spiderman vs wolverine.

Shrink ray, done...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Superhuman strength, enhanced speed, super accuracy, steriods, woman charmer, steriods (vitamin x)...

MC is much the same then....
Super strength
enhanced speed
enhanced reactions
very accurate aswell
Sees the world in slow motion

Exactly, it comes down to the arsenal, which is where Duke wins.

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could mc not kill duke with a rocket?? or cut him up with a sword?? perhaps duke could take more damage due to his insane badassness but theres no logicaly reason why 1 bullet to the head shouldn't kill him

Ok, back up a bit. We got it down to the arsenal, and Duke has the bigger arsenal. Now you say MC can win it with just a bullet to the head, or a rocket. What sense does that make. I mean, it makes sense, but when two guys are fighting, one has shrink rays, twin rapid fire missle luanchers (with clips of about 100 rockets), freeze ray, not to mention the "normal" chainguns, shotguns, explosive devices, oh my, and the other guy has bullets, energy weapons, and a 2 round rocket luancher, logic would assume the guy with the bigger guns would win. While MC would take his time to line up his head shot, Duke would be strafing and firing 100 rockets at him. And when you got all that exploding around you, you dont need to be quite so accurate.

All old games like doom and castle wolfenstin don't take alot of damage from bullets. Duke is just the same. Why should a single bullet to the head not kill duke? He is just a man after all.....

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
All old games like doom and castle wolfenstin don't take alot of damage from bullets. Duke is just the same. Why should a single bullet to the head not kill duke? He is just a man after all.....
Immortal say it with me, he dies but he always came back...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
All old games like doom and castle wolfenstin don't take alot of damage from bullets. Duke is just the same. Why should a single bullet to the head not kill duke? He is just a man after all.....

Didnt you just read what I said? He is not just a man, he is a man alot more well equiped than MC. By your logic a group of people with 60 year old old west six shooters could take out an equal number group of people with modern weaponry, because "Just a bullet in the head kills him" Duke has armor, Duke is well trained, he moves, he's taken on armies, ducks for cover, and can fire an crazy amount of rockets john woo style, more than enough rockets to take the Chief. And thats just one weapon. Shrink Ray! He has a weapon that will shrink Chief. It doesnt go through armor, it cant be resisted, it is a shrink ray, you shoot it, people shrink. MC and Duke are equal except when it comes to arsenal, and Duke wins arsenal in spades.

Freezegun, tripbomb, energy weapon, devastator (creme la creme), pipe bomb, on and on and on...

Plasma Cannon..... Instant nuke scale vapourising weapon.....

Yeah well I didnt want to pull out the plasma cannon in the debate since thats kinda the trump card, a nuclear blast is a bit overkill. But since you brought it up, a Nuclear level blast.