Hulk vs TEAM Marvel

Started by Wickerman3 pages
Originally posted by Maestro
Get BP to build Hulk Killer Humanoid.

HKH IS IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEAGUE 😠

Keep the onions 🤘

Stay Wicky 🙂

~wickerman~

not in a day he wont

it would be of very poor quality

i think hulk would be to much for all of them

Isnt BP supposed to have a cosmic cube hidden in his sock drawer or something?

The marvel team can win they just have to use their resources.

First lets see what we have to work with: a mound of Vibranium found in Wakanda, Anti-metal or Antarctic Vibranium which can cause any near by metal to liquify, and Wolverine.

Now killing the Hulk is nearly out of the question for these basically street level superheroes. They must find a way to contain him. Using the Anti-Metal they cut a Hulk sized chamber into the mound of Vibranium (think of coreing an apple). But how do they disable the Hulk long enough to seal him into the Vibranium?

Well, normal bullets wouldn't work as they might not be able to penetrate the Hulk's skin. But they just happen to have a handy supply of Adamantium near by 😈 . By quickly slipping some drugs to Wolverine they are able to use the Anti-metal to carve the runty Canuck up. As the Anti-metal causes the Adamantium to liquify, they are able to cast ammunation from it. They cast a few dozen rounds for two assault rifles and 3 rounds for a tank.

With his military experience Cap. America mans the tank while Black Panther lends Spiderman a spare vibranium suit (just in case) . These two armed with the assualt rifles approach the Hulk while Cap is a mile away waiting for his shot. BP and Spiderman are also surounded by cute little kids, puppies, and kittens with the rifles hidden in flowers. They approach the Hulk singing "I'd like to buy the world a Coke". The hulk would be lulled into happy daze and start petting the puppies and that is the sign BP and Spiderman are waiting for. They unload their clips into the Hulk's head but this will only keep him down for a minute. Then Cap sends 3 Adamantium tank rounds into the Hulk's head and chest.

Working quickly they transport him back to the Vibranium mound and seal his jade ass inside. They then sell the left over Adamantium for beer money.

I agree hulk would kill these guys i mean he stomped all avengers at once east/west coast.....if i wouldnt have seen it for myself i wouldnt beilieve it......

Actually w/ a day of prep Hulk goes down. Spider-Man once beat the Hulk by tricking him to punch a gamma shield and thus revert back to Bruce Banner. A gamma ray of sufficient power probably would achieve the same effect. I dnt think i would be stretching too much to say that BP may have a gamma generator in Wakanda. If not, with his brain and money it wouldn't be too hard to obtain. And with Cap leading the charge and Wolverine there to make sure the Hulk will follow, Team Marvel wins.

In a fist fight Hulk takes em all out, but with all the brain on Team Marvel they take this one

Originally posted by TheKahn
The marvel team can win they just have to use their resources.
Well, normal bullets wouldn't work as they might not be able to penetrate the Hulk's skin. But they just happen to have a handy supply of Adamantium near by 😈 . By quickly slipping some drugs to Wolverine they are able to use the Anti-metal to carve the runty Canuck up. As the Anti-metal causes the Adamantium to liquify, they are able to cast ammunation from it. They cast a few dozen rounds for two assault rifles and 3 rounds for a tank.
Working quickly they transport him back to the Vibranium mound and seal his jade ass inside. They then sell the left over Adamantium for beer money.

one of the most twisted things i have ever heard. I wouldn't be suprised Wolverine fanboys are find out where you live and...

😱 That plan is AWE inspiring! 😱

Wolverine has done this by himself

Originally posted by King KAM
Wolverine has done this by himself

Which is what bad writing will do for you 😈

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
team marvel wins. cap and BP have too much skill for the hulk to keep up with, spiderman has speed and strength, and wolverines claws have the potential to do some damage...

🙂

I hope the team uses their day of prep wisely,especially against jade jaws

What about HKH? It was a humanoid which got his arse whooped by The Hulk. Lost once, would lose again.

Edit: http://img159.exs.cx/img159/7558/galaxymaster29qf.jpg
That's about the gamma radiation idea.

bump

Wolverine has ton of experience with the Hulk, he simply knows to not let Hulk hit him or grab him, if Hulk does its over. Wolverine will have to stab Hulk in the eyes and blind him. I've never really seen the others fare to well against the Hulk, so I can't comment on them.

team wins no matter what. With Cap and Wolverine on a single team their JOBBER AURA would span the world keeping hulk from ever getting a victory!

This is a fight where prep means nothing.None of these guys have the brainpower to come up with some kind of serum to weaken or turn Hulk. So you will have to rely on strategy and their combined strengths which is shit compared to Hulk. Hulk can leap miles at a bounce, he has advantage right there none of the other heroes have flight. They are all grounded expect for Spidey but he can't keep up by webslinging.
And what does speed and agility do against Hulk aside for just piss him off. BP AND CAP are the first ones dead period!!! Eventually SPidey tires out and leaving ol' canuckhead to pick up the slack which he can't

Re: Hulk vs TEAM Marvel

Originally posted by zachrivard
Hulks

vs

Spiderman
Wolverine
Captian America
Black Panther

team marvel gets a day of prep

one day of prep with all these guys is plenty to beat up on the hulk..come on all these guys on this list (exception wolverine, he'll be bate 😉 )has the brain power and abilities to come up with a plan to take hulk down.

This thread shows just how far the Hulk's character has fallen in recent years. As we speak, he's beating up nameless aliens as a paid gladiator on 'Planet Hulk.' Sickening.

It pains me to say this, but I fear that the Hulk of yesterday is gone for good.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
This thread shows just how far the Hulk's character has fallen in recent years. As we speak, he's beating up nameless aliens as a paid gladiator on 'Planet Hulk.' Sickening.

It pains me to say this, but I fear that the Hulk of yesterday is gone for good.

yea but this is with prep, if not hulk would whipe is butt with all them anytime of the week..