If Girls Ruled The Earth

Dont make me eat you. I will not hesitate to do so.

Who are you 🤨

I am...
er..
Satan?

I think you need a time out.

I know. -_-

If girls ruled the Earth, I would willingly surrender myself as their boy toy. 😗

Originally posted by Captain REX
If girls ruled the Earth, I would willingly surrender myself as their boy toy. 😗

Didn't you hear what happened to the last Boy Toy?

Yes, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. Plus, I might like being pregnant. After all, if girls ruled the world, the guys get pregnant, not the girls. 😐

Originally posted by Captain REX
Yes, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. Plus, I might like being pregnant. After all, if girls ruled the world, the guys get pregnant, not the girls. 😐

😂

Oh, you're laughing now, wait until your test reads positive. Then think about giving birth. crazy

That's just pure logic. Once one sex becomes dominant, the other sex recieves the mighty power of getting pregnant and being able to get away with anything.

Hmm, good point. 🥷

Our foreskins will bleed with pain.

Homos will become mans last hope.

Originally posted by Itzak
Homos will become mans last hope.

Originally posted by Itzak
Homos will become mans last hope.

😆

Men and women are far more alike than they are different. If women ruled the world, things would still be screwed up, just differently.

There would be the Monthly Chocolate Drive where there would be chocolate on call due to the fact that women have periods. Guys would benefit from that. 😂

Originally posted by Itzak
Homos will become mans last hope.

Except we're not designed like that, so it'll be like watching the Temple of Doom in reverse. shock