Wall Mart Gangs

I went today and this One Ghetto Looking guy behind me in line was buying 4 Machetes

they don't sell weapons at Wal Mart

Machetes arn´t real weapons people use them as.You also have small machetes.used for working onwood and stuf.But people use those as weapons to.peeps be getting deep sixed cuz of laws like those!

I've never seen them at my Wal Mart. They don't even sell Bee bee guns there

Well he lives in Jersey.Gotta defend yourself in some way right?

Originally posted by CherryPop
they don't sell weapons at Wal Mart

Originally posted by Otaku
Well he lives in Jersey.Gotta defend yourself in some way right?

Me, my friends, my family, we all love Wal-Mart. Then again we're all big rednecks.. 😛

I'm actually helping someone create a "Wal-Mart D20" rpg. We're trying to get this pubished under a d20 modern setting. It takes place in the future, Wal-Mart declares global domination as the markets crash, everyone is forced to work for Wal-Mart and becomes an almost impervous communism. All people live "inside" Wal-Mart because Wal-Mart's original buisness managers died a long time ago, so now the aisles are endless, and people struggle day in and day out to simply get the supplies they need to survive. Robots (As seen with those damn computer casheers) serve as Wal-Mart's police, as they're cheaper and more efficent then humans. People are desitute and scared, and a common monster in this campaign is the "customer zombie". What is a customer zombie? Well, the pestecides in Wal-Mart's brands of food (which is the only one avaliable) leaves people after death a souless corpse, the pestecides create a germ that infects the brain and brings people "back to life" with one major purpose. To exsist as an animal. You see them slowly shuffeling aisle to aisle, groaning a product thier body so desires. "Balonga w/cheese.. Balonga w/cheese.." These abomonations may upset the more religous types, but fighting them is a losing game, because even the radical fundementalist shoots the zombie square in the head with his seven calibur, the zombie steps back as a hole is seen where half it's face use to be, and a new mission is set forth for this lifeless body.. "Tylenol.. Tylenol.."

Originally posted by Spelljammer
Me, my friends, my family, we all love Wal-Mart. Then again we're all big rednecks.. 😛

And why do they only hire actual retards to work there?

customer:"Excuse me, where is the-"
employee:"No se habla ingles"
customer:"Mi hablo espanol"
employee:"Um..." *runs away*

Yea, It is annoying trying to talk to an EMployee When He only speaks Spanish.

I once saw a Wal-Mart in Idaho smack dab in the middle of nowhere. There were no neighborhoods or towns or anything that I could see, just a Wal-Mart, sitting there . . . .

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Whats with all of the Retards, Cripples, White Trash, Fat people, And People With Mullets at Wall Mart? Every time I go there I see all of those people. Its like they Hang out there.

Those guys be taking turfs too

last time I was there I saw a guy who was about 400pounds in a motorized chair (I'm sure he only needed it because he was so fat) with no shirt on. Seriously, if you are that disgusting of a human, how the hell do you get out the front door without putting on a damn shirt? nobody wants to look at your rolls and rolls of fat.

Thats just disgusting

If I were in a walmart gang, I'd want to be called 'Isle Six'. My tattoo would look like this . . ..

Originally posted by Otaku
Thank god we dont have Wall Mart in Holland.

Thank God we don't have Holland or Japan at Walmart!

😆