Life Insurance
I got a call this morning and it kind of scared me.
Me: Hello?
Caller: How are you this fine day?
Me (thinking):It's a telemarketer just hang up.
Me: I'm fine, can i help you?
Caller: The correct question is can I help you? Have you ever thought about your death?
Me: Huh?
Caller: Most people dont. You're going to die sooner than you think, and then your family is going to be left with all your bills and funeral expenses. So I am calling to-
Me: *hangs up*
Why would you tell someone that they're going to die soon?
Anyways that's how i started my day. How did you start yours?