Scary spider story

Okay..first of all...this happend on the pooper

So i was sitting on the pooper doing my thing naughty...and i hear this *bump bump* on the door..and i see my cats paw come from under the door...which scared the shit out of me.....then all of a sudden...this huge ****ing black widow came out from under the door runnin at me...

so i screamed....and grabbed a rug by my toilet and i smashed it...it died but none of the guts came out so he was just laying there

i took out my tweezers and threw it in the garbage...

i hate spiders

✅

it sucked

I HATE spiders! * runs and gets a can of bug killer.*

If I see a spider, i wouldnt run, I do the smartest thing ever....................Step on it.

spider spider ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

spider ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Originally posted by tecknoyashi
spider spider ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Originally posted by tecknoyashi
spider ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok now that came out of no where...

Originally posted by tecknoyashi
spider ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Okay..first of all...this happend on the pooper

So i was sitting on the pooper doing my thing naughty...and i hear this *bump bump* on the door..and i see my cats paw come from under the door...which scared the shit out of me.....then all of a sudden...this huge ****ing black widow came out from under the door runnin at me...

so i screamed....and grabbed a rug by my toilet and i smashed it...it died but none of the guts came out so he was just laying there

i took out my tweezers and threw it in the garbage...

i hate spiders

Originally posted by Coldfire
That's be f***ing scary ✅ I hate spiders too

spider ~scream~ scared cry crying CURSE U SPIDERS !!! ~panic~

I hate Spiders. Spiders are Jewish. ✅

Spider-Man, on the other hand, rules.

🙄

hide bag

SPIDER!

~step~ angry ~run~ ~running~ spider die spider

enough witht the smilies 🙄

You just used them.