Rule #7: Great Lovers Use Lube.

That was part of my college orientation.

Thoughts?

(And, yes, it IS alluding to whatever dirty thoughts first surfaced in your filthy little minds.)

We all need it now and again...

😂 😆 ....What with people tonight.....are you saying "A little dab will do ya?".........or is that like cars...Lube job?

I'm sorry, my mind never goes in the gutter....I'm pure as the driven snow. 😇

you should be spitting on the thread debbiejo ! 😂

Originally posted by debbiejo
😂 😆 ....What with people tonight.....are you saying "A little dab will do ya?".........or is that like cars...Lube job?

I'm sorry, my mind never goes in the gutter....I'm pure as the driven snow. 😇

Yellow driven snow. 😆

Great lovers don't need lube.

You guys are missing the point.

This was part of my COLLEGE ORIENTATION.

Originally posted by FeceMan
You guys are missing the point.

This was part of my COLLEGE ORIENTATION.

Sex is a part of adult life, why do you have a problem with it?

Originally posted by FeceMan
You guys are missing the point.

This was part of my COLLEGE ORIENTATION.

must be them damn liberals.

Probably the most relevant rule I've ever heard in a college orientation, what's the problem?

Originally posted by PVS
must be them damn liberals.

well, i figured this was just another opportunity to scapegoat liberals for the decline of education. so i saved you the trouble.

Originally posted by BackFire
Great lovers don't need lube.

well, there are times of the month were it helps.

Originally posted by PVS
well, i figured this was just another opportunity to scapegoat liberals for the decline of education. so i saved you the trouble.

Actually, I was just a bit surprised by this and wishing that I had not gone to orientation. It was a waste of time.

Originally posted by FeceMan
If by 'scapegoating' you mean 'blaming the guilty parties'...

no i meant naziesque scapegoating. "everything not morally clean is caused by the liberals" isnt it so easy to tag a label onto everything you find wrong with this country?

Originally posted by FeceMan
Actually, I was just a bit surprised by this and wishing that I had not gone to orientation. It was a waste of time.

well, you could bring it up to the dean, provost, or board if necessary but that would require action, and not just sitting back and crying about liberals.

Originally posted by PVS
no i meant naziesque scapegoating. "everything not morally clean is caused by the liberals" isnt it so easy to tag a label onto everything you find wrong with this country?

Originally posted by PVS
well, you could bring it up to the dean, provost, or board if necessary but that would require action, and not just sitting back and crying about liberals.

wow...did kidrock steal your computer?

Originally posted by PVS
wow...did kidrock steal your computer?

Originally posted by FeceMan
If by 'scapegoating' you mean 'blaming the guilty parties'...

Actually, I was just a bit surprised by this and wishing that I had not gone to orientation. It was a waste of time.

Well then, you learned the lesson well. Now in the real world, when someone offers to send you to an orientation class, you will say "No thanks". 😆

just keep that lesson in mind if you have a kinky girlfriend, or you sleep with a virgin, or if you're the kind of retarded backwoods selfish prick who's never heard of foreplay.