Rogue Jedi's Pad!!!

Im....partying like its 2000...

Damn...2000 sounds like a long time ago...in a galaxy far far away..

Star Wars
Episode IV
A New Hope

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power to
destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
freedom to the galaxy....

Oops....got a little carried away there....touched

Damn yo....dats sum ill rhymes ya'll gots up'n'ere pimp

~wickerman~

😆

you calling me a perv? you got a lot to learn
keep rhyming with me and you'll get burned
your words are twisted about this and that
dont get mad at me cuz i got it like that
you're lookin for a gal but you've been blinded
hoping for a gal like FJ? you'll never find it
grow some chest hair, get out and get some
otherwise you'll just continue to sound dumb
i know who you are, you havent changed
different profile, different name, everything rearranged
who in the hell you think you're attacking?
you've been weighed, measured and came up lacking
you keep messing with me, keep playing this game
the end result will always be the same

I WIN

yo fools listen up

and thats all I can come up with...😮

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Im....partying like its 2000...

Damn...2000 sounds like a long time ago...in a galaxy far far away..

Star Wars
Episode IV
A New Hope

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power to
destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
freedom to the galaxy....

Oops....got a little carried away there....touched

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you calling me a perv? you got a lot to learn
keep rhyming with me and you'll get burned
your words are twisted about this and that
dont get mad at me cuz i got it like that
you're lookin for a gal but you've been blinded
hoping for a gal like FJ? you'll never find it
grow some chest hair, get out and get some
otherwise you'll just continue to sound dumb
i know who you are, you havent changed
different profile, different name, everything rearranged
who in the hell you think you're attacking?
you've been weighed, measured and came up lacking
you keep messing with me, keep playing this game
the end result will always be the same

I WIN

😆

Originally posted by Sir Mist
yo fools listen up

and thats all I can come up with...😮

Star Wars
Episode V
The Empire Strikes Back

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Star has been destroyed,
Imperial troops have driven the
Rebel forces from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imperial
Starfleet, a group of freedom
fighters led by Luke Skywalker
has established a new secret
base on the remote ice world
of Hoth.

The evil lord Darth Vader,
obsessed with finding young
Skywalker, has dispatched
thousands of remote probes into
the far reaches of space...

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Star Wars
Episode V
The Empire Strikes Back

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Star has been destroyed,
Imperial troops have driven the
Rebel forces from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imperial
Starfleet, a group of freedom
fighters led by Luke Skywalker
has established a new secret
base on the remote ice world
of Hoth.

The evil lord Darth Vader,
obsessed with finding young
Skywalker, has dispatched
thousands of remote probes into
the far reaches of space...

He wost his widdle hand cry

~wickerman~

Oh this shits gettin personal now, well you know what I have to say about it?

Star Wars
Episode VI
Return of the Jedi

Luke Skywalker has returned to
his home planet of Tatooine in
an attempt to rescue his
friend Han Solo from the
clutches of the vile gangster
Jabba the Hutt.

Little does Luke know that the
GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly
begun construction on a new
armored space station even
more powerful than the first
dreaded Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate
weapon will spell certain doom
for the small band of rebels
struggling to restore freedom
to the galaxy....

So take that homies😮‍💨

*burns the pad* 😱

Star Wars
Episode I
The Phantom Menace

Turmoil has engulfed the
Galactic Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all
shipping to the small planet
of Naboo.

While the Congress of the
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme Chancellor has
secretly dispatched two Jedi
Knights, the guardians of
peace and justice in the
galaxy, to settle the conflict....

Word up yosmoke

Star Wars
Episode II
Attack of the Clones

There is unrest in the Galactic
Senate. Several thousand solar
systems have declared their
intentions to leave the Republic.

This separatist movement,
under the leadership of the
mysterious Count Dooku, has
made it difficult for the limited
number of Jedi Knights to
maintain peace and order in the
galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former
Queen of Naboo, is returning
to the Galactic Senate to vote
on the critical issue of creating
an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC
to assist the overwhelmed
Jedi...

Fo shizzle.

Mist needs Star Wars Rehab, To get him off that horrible thing.

Star Wars
Episode III
Revenge of the Sith

War! The Republic is crumbling
under attacks by the ruthless
Sith Lord, Count Dooku.
There are heroes on both sides.
Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the
fiendish droid leader, General
Grievous, has swept into the
Republic capital and kidnapped
Chancellor Palpatine, leader of
the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army
attempts to flee the besieged
capital with their valuable
hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a
desperate mission to rescue the
captive Chancellor....

dancingman

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Mist needs Star Wars Rehab, To get him off that horrible thing.

Whatever you do, don't mention L-U-C-A-S. He had a little.......maniacal.....problem when hearing that name a while back 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Mist needs Star Wars Rehab, To get him off that horrible thing.

Got a little caught up in the moment😮

theres no such a thing as to much star wars!!!st-sym

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
theres no such a thing as to much star wars!!!st-sym

never!