Darth Vader vs Batman

Started by whobdamandog4 pages
Originally posted by braz
wtf r u kidding me...???!!he was freakin amazing as batman...none of the other batmans in the other movies went through training like him...werent agile like him, couldnt fly, werent as realiistic, not as scary, didnt look as good with the lame batsuits, and didnt sound as rough as bale with that deepa** voice....and he was worse than clooney?!!?!? you're joking right?...plz tell me u r....but w/e every1 has their own opinion...i thought he wipped ass tho n that no1 coulda done it better...

I kid you not my friend. Bale sounded half retarded and like he had a damb cold in the Batsuite. I kept on thinking he was going to hark a couple loogies and yell "suckering sucatash" at different points in the movie..the voice was that damb bad..

And his the Bat mask was waaay to tight...made Bale look Chipmunkish..what the hell were the costume designers thinking? All in all..Batman Begins was a mediocre movie at best..a tad bit better than Batman Forever..but not quite as good as Batman Returns..sad really, I was expecting more..

On topic..Forget Force choke, Vader grabs light Saber and slices the young batman up Jedi style.. 😈

so what...his voice was a little exaggerated at some points...like when he interrogates flass....lol i swear i almost busted out laughin when batman pulled him upside down n screamed at em...but naw...that dont mean the whole movie sucked and that batman doesnt have fighting skills in movies...just cuz of the first 4 which almost ruined it, they came out with Batman Begins which fixed all that 🙂 🙂 🙂

I love Bats, Christian Bale is the best Batman yet, Batman Begins was the movie I have waited for since DARK KNIGHT & YEAR ONE, but though he's faced Darkseid and lived, this path leads to death. Only shot is if Vader agrees to limit force use to say, no force-chokes. The man with the lightsaber wins this.

Darth Vader = Dark Father( in Dutch)

Being movie versions the good guy has odds of 100 to 1 no matter how outclassed he is, but that crap aside Batman shouldn't be able to live more than a minute.

Ok seeing as you all agree that movie bats stands no chance..What could Comic book bats do? say he has;
A; No prep time
B; 1 hour prep time
C; 1 day prep time

🙂 vader gets the same about of prep time 🙂

And Batman does what with his one hour/day of prep to counter:

Originally posted by jplatinum
telekinesis
enhanced agility
enhanced reflexes
abnormal strength
force lightning
force choke
light sabre that cuts through all batman's toys like hot sword through melted butter
incredible fighting skill
evil genius
?

he could make his own funeral arrangements?

Originally posted by jplatinum
telekenesis
inhanced agility
inhanced reflexes
abnormal strength
force lightening
force choke
light saber that cuts through all batman's toys like hot sword through melted butter
incredible fighting skill
evil genius
they'll change the title of the next movie to "Batman Ends"

🤨 when in Ep. 3 did you see Vader, or Anakin:

showing proof of abnormal strength

Using force lightning - anakin technically COULD, but didn't. Vader SIMPLY CANNOT USE FORCE LIGHTNING, due to his hands being metal, and not able to transfer the force energy that turns into lightning.

What evil genius did he show during Ep. 3? No seriously.....what evil genius?

I think you're mistaking Vader(skywalker) with Palpatine monsieur 🤨

That being said, as cool as movie bats may be, he's going to lose. There's simply too many ways that Vader could win. Assuming he gets all his favorable conditions, such as darkness, him hiding, etc...he would still go down, albeit at a slower rate.

So what'll bats do? Here's the most favorable and still realistic scenario i can come up with for bats. It's dark (vader doesn't care). Bats sees a weirdo walking around dressed in black and having trouble breathing. he throws a batarang at him. Vader stops it with the force.
Bats thinks "Oh crap...telekinesis".....but by the time he says that to himself, the place he's hidden comes tumbling down due to Vader's force manipulation.
Bats falls, slowly gets up. Now....while Vader could just win the battle outright, i'll use his greatest flaw against him. His arrogance. He doesn't force choke Bats, but instead takes out his lightsaber. and attacks....now....normally i'd say Bats is also a smartass and tries to block it with his gauntlet (like in the movie, while fighting Ducard). That would obviously slice his hand and most likely his torso off. But since this is his favorable scenario, i won't.
Let's say Bats is smart and realizes that thing might be able to go through him. So...he dodges and avoids. The only reasonable chance Bats would have at this point while dodging the lightsaber that's being manipulated by an incredible swordsman, and that cuts through pretty much anything would be to use his brain. Unfortunately, he doesn't know alot about this masked freak.

So....what would he realistically do? I see it as either 1 or 2 or 3.

1. He drops some smoke bombs and tries to punch/kick Vader's lights out. In which case he's dead, seeing as how the smoke wouldn't be much problem for Vader's prescience.

2. He tries to use a batarang to bring down something....like some large crate or something tumbling down on Vader. Now.....Vader's prescience would warn him, and he;d most likely try to dodge the incoming doom. Normally, i'd say he just tosses it aside with the force, but seeing as how this is Ep. 3 Vader, i didn't see him do anything that impressive.

The fight would take a bit longer....but Vader would in the end win.

3. Bats does the intelligent thing.......and runs away......which is a clear invitation for Vader to try and force choke him.

Now.......this was THE most favorable scenario i could come up with for movie bats while going against ep. 3 vader 🙁

I might have made some mistakes....but that's how i see things. Also.....please stop it with the force lightning thing.....it's really silly 😬

~wickerman~

well u certainly went out of yer way to try and give bats a win. I gotta give you that.

I think this was just an unfair thread.

Originally posted by Magic_attack
well u certainly went out of yer way to try and give bats a win. I gotta give you that.

I think this was just an unfair thread.

Thank you. I really love both characters. They're both tormented souls, one with immense power as a birthright, one that has accomplished it with hard sweat.
However.....it IS indeed an unfair thread. There is no "fair" in this, seeing as how comicbooks Bats would get murdered by comicbook vader. BUT he'd put the pain on every movie version of Vader, except PERHAPS Anakin Skywalker just before the Mustafar battle.

~wickerman~

Batman would lose in as long as it took for him to be slashed by a lightsaber or force choked.

Originally posted by Superherovandal
Batman would lose in as long as it took for him to be slashed by a lightsaber or force choked.

Bats isn't a moron. He'd most likely watch Vader and at least TRY to figure out what his powers are beforehand.

~wickerman~

Was gonna say something, but its already been said a dozen times, Vader wins.

Cant see Baty win. Yes Anakin is a moron but a powerful one who knows how to use his powers. Even with prep Baty loses, except he calls his big daddy for help: Superman.

Originally posted by Arahan
Cant see Baty win. Yes Anakin is a moron but a powerful one who knows how to use his powers. Even with prep Baty loses, except he calls his big daddy for help: Superman.

I doubt that with prep time, Bats couldn't take him down. Bats begins one couldn't, comic book one could.

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
I doubt that with prep time, Bats couldn't take him down. Bats begins one couldn't, comic book one could.

~wickerman~

whats the difference between the two???Begins pretty much matched the comic batman wit the martial arts n the cape

Hey, wickerman.
How does batman watch vader and figure out his powers beforehand if he just "Sees some weirdo dressed in black and trying to breathe".

He has never seen vader before, he doesn't know vader's powers, and furthermore, vader's powers are mentally controlled, not like some blast or some something batman could see beforehand.
Plus, vader is smart enough to not just use his powers foolishly until he is certain to take you out.
Young anakin was a show off, but experienced vader is not.
All that being said, batman dies.

A few batarangs thrown by Batman to Vader's breathing machine and that should be enough to suffocate Darth Vader. Batman wins, no contest.

Originally posted by WindDancer
A few batarangs thrown by Batman to Vader's breathing machine and that should be enough to suffocate Darth Vader. Batman wins, no contest.
Vader Sabers them, or force grab/push/pulls them. . .

Originally posted by jplatinum
telekenesis
inhanced agility
inhanced reflexes
abnormal strength
force lightening
force choke
light saber that cuts through all batman's toys like hot sword through melted butter
incredible fighting skill
evil genius
they'll change the title of the next movie to "Batman Ends"

the master is correct.... batman loses to vader worse than he lost to jp...