Create a sith

Started by Aklis10 pages
Originally posted by Slash_KMC
You bastard.

Watch it, you might hurt my feelings!

Name: Eminence OR Lord RaMoJeZeus
Gender: Completely Male
Age: Indeterminate
Species: Indeterminate
Appearance: He is the biggest person ever. He has the deepest voice ever. He has the deepest not-speaking-voice ever. He wears a giant suit of armor that is the giantest suit ever. It is black, and is the blackest ever. It is unbreakable, and really unbreakable. Nothing can break it. Or go through it. He made it himself. He is the most makerest ever. He has the best eyesight ever. No one has ever seen his face, even him because there isn't a mirror that can reflect His image, but he's definitely the best looking ever.
Abilites: He is the most powerful Sith Lord ever. No one knows when he was born except him, and even then he might just be the most immortal ever. Record books and canon do not take him into account as a Sith Lord, because he is more. People say he invented the Force. It is believed that he travels throughout dimensions and universes and does amazing things everywhere. On planet Earth, the dinosaurs knew him as "Comet." He occasionally manifests some of his energy into people-sized energy, so he can fight for amusements. Once, he made a pocket dimension, pulled Vader out of the real SWU and made him the Chosen One again, trained with all the knowledge of the Force and seventeen lightsaber, at full potential, and then just beat him because. He doesn't work out because he doesn't need to obviously. He has the best genes ever. He's the smartest ever and his intelligence can't be measured. He got his Private Pilot Certificate before he was conceived and regularly f*cks with near-genius system administrators. He invented language, females, and the appendix, whose true nefarious purpose eludes the sentients of the multiverses.

Darth Evil and his evil clone that is 1/8 as big as Darth Evil would own Lord RaMoJeZeus. Darth Evil would be like "Hey I'mma kill you" and then his evil clone would sneak up behind RaMoJeZeus and stab him in the back with his lightsaber that is 1/8 the size of Darth Evil's lightsaber.

Also. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but, Ra(Egyptian God)Mo(ses)Je(sus)Zeus, issat the correct combination of names?

Aklis
Darth Evil and his evil clone that is 1/8 as big as Darth Evil would own Lord RaMoJeZeus. Darth Evil would be like "Hey I'mma kill you" and then his evil clone would sneak up behind RaMoJeZeus and stab him in the back with his lightsaber that is 1/8 the size of Darth Evil's lightsaber.
Blasphemy.

Aklis
Also. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but, Ra(Egyptian God)Mo(ses)Je(sus)Zeus, issat the correct combination of names?
Rama, but the rest is spot on.

Originally posted by Aklis
Watch it, you might hurt my feelings!

Wouldn't want to do that now, would I?

It would be most... unhelpful.

Originally posted by DarkSerpent
Darth Tentacle
Male
Race...Cock Tentacle Monster

Abilities-ripping chicks form different points in time then doing them orally anally vaginall pretty everyway at once...

😆

Darth Tsunami

male human

age 19

lightsaber specialty form 3 soresu

force power speciality telekenisis

reason for name: excellent control of dark side able to create waves of pure dark force energy that and the control of liquid using the dark side was incredible

history: taken as apprenctice from a sith master who was never announced as a anme instead i only knew him as master, after deciding my master was to weak i slaughtered him with easy, disarming him with force lightening then using my superior telekenetic force powers to use force crush and turn him to nothing but dust, i have now been on run from jedi taking out as many as possible looking for a worthy master to complete my training, of course if they are too weak i shall slaughter them and be ready to take on a apprentice.

lightsabers: one crimson red lightsaber (modified to be darker red than most) and one deep ocean blue lightsaber when undercover among the pitiful jedi i use the dark side to cloud my identity.

flaws: use of pure dark force energy takes the toll on it's user and so i must rest after using it too much and therefore not good to use in a prolonged fight

A 'create a Jedi' thread would be so boring.

Notice how everyone always picks a young age. I sense ageism.

Younger people are more awesome than old people. And we can't have people creating un-awesome Sith.

Darth Acheron
21 standard years
Black robe, black suit, boots, and gloves,
One main red lightsaber
A slit in the gloves hiding two retractable green and blue lightsabers
Vaapad, with major elements of Juyo, Soresu, and Ataru

Force Power Specialties: Alter Environment, All forms of Telekinesis, Force Lightning, Force Fire, Force Jump, Force Speed, Deflect/Absorb, Animal Friendship, Force Sense

Force Power Failures: Plant Surge (they blow if he tries to control them)

Bio: Acheron, born Asa Starrider was born as a wound in the Force when a planet in the outer rim blew up. He was found by a spaceship and raised by the pilots. When he was 12 years old, his adoptive parents were killed by thieves before his very eyes. The deaths of his parents unleashed his anger and he killed the thieves with a massive Force Repulse. He was knocked unconscious by his own powers. He was later found by a Jedi on a mission to Kashyykk who brought him before the Jedi Council. He was trained in the ways of the Force until he had a falling out with the Council and left to join the Sith.

There's never been an openly Mormon Jedi either, nor has there ever been a Jedi made of bacon. So think about that.

Name: Darth Aybara

Race: unknown to this universe

Sex: male

Home planet: Shayol Ghul

Age approximately 372 years old

Weapon: two dark gold lightsabers one double sided in his right hand the other single sided in his left hand. The double sided saber has a wolf design on the handle and the single sided saber has a dragon design on its handle.

Fighting form: customized style named Saidin after what the people on his planet called the force; using short yet strong slashes with his left hand and wide, fluent, and fast slashes with his right hand. His motion are fast and fluent but has some drawbacks. After every swing with his right hand he leaves his whole right side ungarded for a few seconds daring his foe to attack and then when it is least expected he goes into a furry of blind attacks in hopes to catch his foe off gaurd or tire him out which ever comes first. A very aggressive form. Whilesuffering defence it makes up for it in pure swiftness and impressive strength

Appearence: Cloak is black with gold lace formed into a dragon on the back and a wolf on the front. Wears dark gold gloves and socks but has no shoes as they are a hinderance to his fluid motions. He has jet black hair off set by his bright golden eyes and wolf like jowels. He does not wear a hood because of how dark his hair is but is easily seen due to his pointed skin colored ears.

Biography: At a young age Darth Aybara showed impressive skills in the force once known as Saidin. His original name (Perrin Bashere) was striped due to religious customs and was given the name Aybara Faile. After one year at the monastery he had surpassed his current teachers and was sent to live in mountains with the masters of Saidin for more studies. He stayed with them for 100 years perfecting everything that was thrown at him until he accedintally killed his current teacher by over using the force past the length that the teacher could manage. He was then thrown out in to the wastelands known as The Blight and condemned to death if he ever returned. After 40 years in The Blight his angery finally twisted in him and he wnt back to the mountain for revenge. after he brutally murdered everyone there he then turned to Cairhien (his home town) to try to put his skills to a better use but found his whole village slaughtered. He then went on a rampage and killed anything in his path. After 100 years of wondering around he was captured by 7 skilled masters and shot into outerspace to float until the end of time. 20 years later he crashlanded on the planet Endor where he found his former master Darth Quintine. after years of service he tired of his master and split him in twine and continued his quest of annihilation.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
There's never been an openly Mormon Jedi either, nor has there ever been a Jedi made of bacon. So think about that.

Well, there has been a polygamist Jedi, who was actually a Council member. And we've seen Jedi pork (Gamorreans).

Originally posted by Advent
Well, there has been a polygamist Jedi, who was actually a Council member. And we've seen Jedi pork (Gamorreans).

Who was the pork? I thought it was a big dishonor for them to use the Force.

That would be Gorc from the Dark Forces saga; one of the Seven Dark Jedi that Kyle Katarn killed. He was delicious.

That's fun about Star Wars, there's so much I don't know about it yet.

Darth Lork
Zabrak
35
Yellow skin
Red lightsaber
Vaapad and Dun Moech
Has force insanity, choke, jump, repulse, and torture by chagrin

Hmm
Name: Kai Amidala ( Sith name: Darth Nihluzo)
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Home Planet: Naboo
Age:23
Rank: Sith Lord( formerly Jedi Master )
Lightsaber: Single blade purple saber
Form: A more controlled yet aggresive version of mace windos
Master: The holcron image of darth nihilus( formerly Master Windo )
Family: Padme( sister ) anakin( brother in law )
Bio:
He was origionaly a member on the council even at his young age was granted the rank of master for his amazing achievments. He was windos padawan and was thought to be the chosen one even when anakin showed up. He had a strnge affinaty with the force and mastered it at an age far bellow other padawans surppasing even master yodas skill by 17. he became aa knight at the age of 18 and was on the council 3days before his 23rd birthday. he was quite the jedi obeying any order without questen but when the war started he couldnt stand the thought of serving the jedi any longer. The reason was that he was approachedx a week before the war started and was told the jedi would corrupt the republic with war and was invited to join the seps. when the war started he started acting out and was throwen out of the order after slaying 7 jedi in the middle of the temple. The only reason he wasnt killed was because he had formed a bond with mace and mace couldnt kill his former padawan. Feeling betrayed kai went to the planet of mustafar and was made a sith lord. He slayed many jedi and eventuallly killed assaj entress for the sake of it. but even through all that there was 1 bright light., and that was padme. he visited her but was throwen out.after that he was attacked by obi wan, anakin, mace and kit fisto. even with his amzing skills he could not best the 4 jedi and was captured by the jedi. he was handed over to the senata but escaped. he then mastered the darkside and stole a holocron containing the whereabouts of the force sensitive children and slew them all. after he visited padme but she was attacked at that moment by an army of droids led by general greivus.he fought valiently agaist greivus but sustained to many injuries and though he stalled long enough for the jedi to arrive he lost the fight for his life. he died in padmes arms. and even though he had caused so much greif he was given a heros buirial by orders of the chancellor. so even thogh he betrayed the republic he still was given the highest recognition in the jedi archives. he was given a title in the archives abd to this day it shall be remembered. Peace within the Darkness