Beans.....what are they good for?

beanfart

I think i heard that one before...dontgetit

I've heard that one a lot.

blowup2

The last line of that song goes:

The more you fart the better you feel,
so let's have beans for every meal.

I don't know why they cut that out.

. . . and then one day I took a chance,
tried to fart but shit my pants.

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Oh yeah.The poem i remember that one.It was funny.

😆 TH.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
. . . and then one day I took a chance,
tried to fart but shit my pants.
😬

Then went home to wash my pants,
but found out i didnt have any soap,
so i just bought a new pair..

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here i sit
broken hearted
tried to poop
but only farted

Thats it.

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Then went home to wash my pants,
but found out i didnt have any soap,
so i just bought a new pair..

😬

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
😂 Okay, I guess that works. 😆

Oh...were you all joking?😕
😮 I thought we were sharing stories..