How do you think they would react?

One of my favorite games Resident Evil, immagine our world was just as sinister and as grim looking as it..

How do you think differant forum members would react to it?
What would they do?
Would they be in thier graves?
Become abomonations of nature themselves?
Form a group to combat the undead threats?
Try to find the elusive "Tofu"?

1. they would just stop posting and eat the computer screen
2. get shotguns and protect themselves...cool
3. probably
4. yup
5. indeed
6. what?