DAR Darth_Janus Plo Koon Rulez! "Join me, and together we can **** up ewoks. Luke, I banged your mommy and made you happen, along with your sister whom I tortured.""Okay! I knew there was good in you, father!"
DAR Darth_Janus Plo Koon Rulez! I'da banged Natalie Portman. But if she gave birth to twins I'd be like..."Uh, time to fight the Clone Wars... hasta..."
DF Darth Faunus Boss The Ewoks practice life-long virginity, yep. Hence why Leia was still a virgin when she met Han Solo.*Looks around carefully, wondering where the hell that comment came from*