Originally posted by debbiejo
It's like smacking a brick against your head it's so cold!! crybaby
I know some Germans who would consider that fun and revitalising. Not long ago they did one of those ice swim things, where you dive near naked into a lake or something where the water is pretty much freezing. Apparently it's really invigorating. Sounds painful to me, but maybe one day when I holiday over there I might have a go. Or something.
Originally posted by Imperial_SamuraYeah, I've heard that about Germans........ 😂
I know some Germans who would consider that fun and revitalising.
There's a club here called the "Polar Bears"...They do the same...once a year they cut a hole in the ice and take a plunge......Of course they've had a few beers first..... 😕 ........It's on TV...........A bunch a drunk guys... 😂
Not me though, I like the warm waters.... 😄
Originally posted by lothlorien.elf
im starting to get very confused. will someone filll me up on some of this? i have no idea wats going on. 🙁
This thread is a no topic thread were non-Christians and talk to other non-Christians without being converted. 😱 What are you confused about? Is it what Deb is saying? If that's the case, don't worry about it, I don't know what she is talking about half the time. 😱 😆
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
This thread is a no topic thread were non-Christians and talk to other non-Christians without being converted. 😱 What are you confused about? Is it what Deb is saying? If that's the case, don't worry about it, I don't know what she is talking about half the time. 😱 😆
LOL haha... 😄
OK joke time again...
The Hikers
One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.
Joe prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost drowned a couple of times.
Seeing this, Dave prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river."Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
Bob had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river."
Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
😖mart:
The judge had come to what he thought was the end of a settlement conference regarding a young orthodox Jewish couple who were getting a divorce.
When all appeared to be settled he asked "Is there anything else?"
The wife replied, "Yes! I need a 'get'."
"What?" said the Judge.
At that point the husband's attorney explained 'get' was a Jewish divorce and that his client had no objection of including that in the Judgment Of Divorce.
The soon to be ex-wife, realizing the Judge's lack of knowledge regarding the Jewish religion asked, "Judge, do you know the difference between a get and a bris?"
"No," said the Judge, "What is the difference?"
"With a 'get'," she explained "You get rid of the whole schmuck."
A mohel retires after 40 years of service and decides he needs something to remind him of his long career, but what? It soon becomes clear to him what it must be.
So next day, he goes to a leather factory and takes with him all the foreskin he has saved over the 40 years. He says to the foreman, "I vant you should make me a memento of my years as a mohel."
The foreman assures him that something can be done and that he should come back next week to pick it up.
When the mohel returns, the foreman presents him with --- a wallet. The mohel is shocked and incensed. "I vork for 40 years and all you can make for me is a vallet?"
The foreman replies, "But it is a special kind of wallet. When you rub it, it becomes a suitcase!"
Kitty and Harry, a middle aged couple, are watching TV one evening when an evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick. A voice on the TV said, "If you would like to pray with him, place your right hand in the air and place your left hand on the afflicted area."
So Harry places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch.
When she sees Harry do this, Kitty says, "Gee, honey. He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"