Non-Christan Hang Out

Drunken Confession

A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin', mate, there's no paper in this one either."

😂.......oh man that would be fun to actually do

Don't mind me I'm just sweeping the floor.

The Dyslexic Rabbi

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

A: He walks around saying "Yo."

😂 Nice jokes.

Anyone here?

no

Oh well...

no

Am I too late....Did I miss everyone.....OH...I was Left behind....

Jesus came didn't he?.....and I was asleep....

sadangel

Originally posted by finti
no

finti why are you so negative? 😆

There are three religious truths:

[list=1][*]Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

[*]Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

[*]Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.[/list]

😂 I know the Baptists...yep .They won't even go into a store or restaurant that serves liquor....really......Tooooooo worried what everyone will think they're really doing there...Incase they run into someone they know.....So, you're right on Adam...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Can we tell jokes???....Like you know jokes??????

You mean like asking people to pray for god to kill a supreme court justice, so the fanatical christian conservatives can replace him/her with a fellow fanatic? Talk about judicial activism.

Hi there everyone.

Wow ! Just now I noticed the existence of this thread.

YOU DID?? woohoo the new glasses are working.

Originally posted by Atlantis001
Wow ! Just now I noticed the existence of this thread.

Well then, let me wecome you with wine. wine

hmm interesting, never drank wine while submerged in it.

Submerged???????????...Even more intoxicating.........and purple....