Fat people..

Yeah, try to kidnap a judo master.

Originally posted by Mandos
Yeah, try to kidnap a judo master.

i like peter's no fat chicks shirt

I'm a fat people...good for cuddling.

yeah you fat guys always make me laugh!! like Kevin James an' Jimmy Gandolfini..real cool guys...

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
yeah you fat guys always make me laugh!! like Kevin James an' Jimmy Gandolfini..real cool guys...

We're known for our comic genius, it helps us fit in. ermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
I'm a fat people...good for cuddling.

✅ *cuddles you* 😊

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
✅ *cuddles you* 😊

Like a pillow, I am.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Like a pillow, I am.

you're my man pillow vin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you're my man pillow vin

That man pillow thread was creepy. vin

Originally posted by Tattoo
We're known for our comic genius, it helps us fit in. ermm

it's true some of the best actors in the world are actually fat guys...Gandolfini, Goodman, Travolta (when he was fat), John Candy, Chris Farley, Kevin James, Ving Rhames...the list goes on and on 😎

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
it's true some of the best actors in the world are actually fat guys...Gandolfini, Goodman, Travolta (when he was fat), John Candy, Chris Farley, Kevin James, Ving Rhames...the list goes on and on 😎

I like Ralphie May from Last Comic Standing, and he's truly fat.

Originally posted by Corran
FACT: Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Make sure you don't know them out or they'll be even heavier. Just gag them & carry them to the car. Then, starve them so if you have to move them to a different location they just might be a little less heavy.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Make sure you don't know them out or they'll be even heavier. Just gag them & carry them to the car. Then, starve them so if you have to move them to a different location they just might be a little less heavy.

Fat people are easy to kid nap...just tip them over into a large van. It will take them a while to sit-up so you don't have to expend energy trying to tie them up.

Also, in the event of a chase down...it wouldn't take long to overtake them. They wouldn't resist the tying up either...the gagging would be hard because of the desperate gasps for air...that might piss them off.

Also, it's not like it would be hard to roll them onto a rolling platform...trip them...roll them onto a flat object that rolls...and tote them to where you want them...people wouldn't really notice because they would just suspect you of helping a fat ass get about...

also...they have fat people wheel chairs...try to capture a fat person by showing them one of those and they might actually volunteer to sit down in it for you just take a break from the chore of getting about.

Why do I know so much about abducting fat people? Simple...I think about how to kidnap every type of person in case I become a secret super elite ninja special forces classified hero soldier-dude.

I'm a little boy.

Im a fat people too. Im safe. Yay. 😊

Originally posted by Tattoo
I like Ralphie May from Last Comic Standing, and he's truly fat.

or Robbie Coltrane ✅

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Im a fat people too. Im safe. Yay. 😊

You are not safe... 🥷

...from being poked pokey

😛

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i like peter's no fat chicks shirt

I miss Corran, his offbeat humor brought me warmth on cold nights 🙁