Competition

OK guys i need your help to win a competition. I have managed to answer all the questions but the tie breaker has be stumped. Here it is.

"If I was a Star Wars character I would be ........... because ............. (in less than 50 words).

Totally stumped! Need help. I was going to say that I would be R2D2 to found out how he got up and down stairs but after seeing AOTC that has become quite clear! D'oh! Now I am out of ideas!

How about, Iwould be Shmi Skywalker..because I would then be the mother of all Evil!!! 😈

Cliegg Lars - cause I dont' believe this crap Shmi is giving me about Anakin being conceived without a father. Hehehe.

Doctor Evazan- I want to know why he's so hidiously misformed