Monkey shoes.

Monkey shoes are supposedly "in" right now, but I have yet to see them. Has anyone ever actually seen them? I would wish to purchase a pair for myself...

Why, you ask?!

Because I'm... *lowers voice down to a whisper* I'm a monkey. 💃

Monkeys don't deserve shoes.

K-then.

WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! You make monkey sad....

*gasping for air* Oh, s-sorry about that! My monkey friend gagged me and took over the computer... 😮 So, what are we gonna talk about, now that that's over with?

*crickets chirping*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Whoa... Weren't expecting that, WERE YOU?!

Actually.

I kinda was.

Monkeys don't wear shoes.

🤨 Yeah... But the monkey typed it, don't you see?

Okay, the real reason I posted all this nonsense was to introduce myself! 😖hifty: So, I'm Eternal Hyper, the Weird Sister! I really don't know how that came to be, but that's my name, don't wear it out! 😂

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Ooops.

weeeeeeeeee... somebody dance wiff me! cause I don't know what's going on. o.0
And plus, a big group of chickens just paraded through my living room. >.<

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Monkeys don't deserve shoes.

*pulls out bazooka* WHERE'S THE CHICKENS?!?!

Okay, let's dance! You first! ^_^

What are monkey shoes

pharell's shoes, i have yet to see a pair of ice cubes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drop it like it's haaaaaaawt.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Drop it like it's haaaaaaawt.

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Oh, a pair of ice cube shoes? 🤨 I don't think I've seen those either. Maybe they have them in Alaska! Let's go and see!

Okay, who wants to come to Alaska with me? Anyone? (Just so you know, I'm sort-of starting a RPG right now.) 😕

is it these????

is it these????

🙄

Um... I guess I wasn't expecting anyone to take this thread seriously. I really don't know if those are actual monkey shoes. I don't even know if monkey shoes exist! I just threw two random words together for fun.

Now that I've wasted everyone's time, you all can now pelt me with an unlimited amount of Pepsi cans. 😗

Originally posted by BENITO
What are monkey shoes

Originally posted by Eternal Hyper
🙄

Um... I guess I wasn't expecting anyone to take this thread seriously. I really don't know if those are actual monkey shoes. I don't even know if monkey shoes exist! I just threw two random words together for fun.

Now that I've wasted everyone's time, you all can now pelt me with an unlimited amount of Pepsi cans. 😗

this is my cue. *throws coke can instead*