jesus christ vs superman prime.

who wins?

Superman because Jesus is a mere human.

Originally posted by hawkwind
who wins?

I don't know who wins, but with this thread, I know who looses, we do. 😆

This is a joke, right?

Yes because neither of them are real

Originally posted by Imagawa666
Yes because neither of them are real

That doesn't make something a joke, plus god is real.

god was not mentioned in this thread...........only Jesus and Superman.

superman hands down............what's jesus's hippy ass going to do, turn water into wine while superman commences ripping his arms off and beating him about the head and face with them?

Originally posted by Evil Dead
god was not mentioned in this thread...........only Jesus and Superman.

superman hands down............what's jesus's hippy ass going to do, turn water into wine while superman commences ripping his arms off and beating him about the head and face with them?

But Jesus is like the Tick; he can stand there turning the other check while superman beats on him. Jesus also has a secret weapon, the Holy Grail made of solid Kripinite (sp?). 😆

Originally posted by Evil Dead
god was not mentioned in this thread...........only Jesus and Superman.

superman hands down............what's jesus's hippy ass going to do, turn water into wine while superman commences ripping his arms off and beating him about the head and face with them?

Yeah, that's right, he'd just turn water into wine, he's too much of a wise person to do such low things as fighting.

Your crazy. Superman would break the Insurectionist jesus in half\\\!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus would be killed...then rise three days later opening a can of Holy Spirit smackdown on superman.

He can't really rise if his body has been incinerated to ashes. Superman Prime would win.

they would sit down and play scrabble

😂

Now, who would be the better speller.....

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
He can't really rise if his body has been incinerated to ashes. Superman Prime would win.

I think you'll find he can if he's the son of god whistling

And no, Jesus wouldn't do anything about it, Jesus is a GOOD person and doesn't involve himself in fights.

If Jesus can turn water into wine he can rock turn into krytonite. ✅

Jesus, duh.

He can just keep resurrecting himself. That, and, since he is the one who made the world, one would assume he could simply un-make it.

By the way, this thread is brought to you by the mentally challenged.

Originally posted by FeceMan
By the way, this thread is brought to you by the mentally challenged.

Monopoly?

Didn't Superman Prime break through the gates of Heaven and take the heavenly sword or something?

Batman could kick Jesus ass. Superman Prime would eviscerate him. Killing once is a win in my books.