Apocalypse vs Rita from Power Rangers

For some reason I think Rita would use the month of prep better than Apocalypse - his plans are always pretty sluggish, she comes up with hers pretty fast.

She makes goldar grow ,and then stamp on apocalypse no amount of celestial tech is gonna save him from being a stain on the bottom of goldars shoe.

Rita and her cohorts look for a being of pure evil to assist them in their galaxy wide conquest

Too wheezy

Too cgi

Too disturbed

Rita pulls back in shock "Who is this being of such pure evil who is this......Collosus17

Originally posted by grey fox

Rita pulls back in shock "Who is this being of such pure evil who is this......Collosus17

Hi, Xplosive. 😄

😖hifty:

Rita bitchslaps him all the way back to Egypt....failing the that,she just seduces him.

Well, I'm glad it's been made official.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
failing the that,she just seduces him.

🙁

This thread sucks king kong sized balls. 🙄 Although.......that pic IS ****ing awesome. 👆

Massive curbstomp by Apocalypse. Even Current should be able to win this. 🙂

Edit: NOT THAT PIC! The Dr. Doom/Vader one. Oh, and Zedd dies too.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Lord Zedd would not be happy.

🙁

She's been looking for a new man ever since she found out that the staff he holds in his other hand ends in a Z as well.....

😆

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
This thread sucks king kong sized balls. 🙄 Although.......that pic IS ****ing awesome. 👆

Massive curbstomp by Apocalypse. Even Current should be able to win this. 🙂

Edit: NOT THAT PIC! The Dr. Doom/Vader one. Oh, and Zedd dies too.

She tends to use her prep better. 😊

It ends in sex

With Apoc? He may have better equipment than Zedd, but the dude might as well be a eunuch. He has pretty much no sex drive. 😆

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
It was pointed out in Apoc vs Blackbolt that Apoc is much like Rita:

from Power Rangers in that he always manages to fail despite all his resources.
So the King of Failure vs the Queen of Failure. They both get one month prep. Who takes it?

What apocalypse the jobber, he would be lucky to take on a few poddys 😆 .

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Apoc infects Rita with The T-O virus, she gets her mind right, they make sweet Love, And live happily ever after in Akkaba

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
With Apoc? He may have better equipment than Zedd, but the dude might as well be a eunuch. He has pretty much no sex drive. 😆

Serpenterra zaps Apocalypse and the planet to dust. Zedd would own Apocalypse.

Apocalypse: I AM THE APOCALYPSE. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE.
Zedd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And what kind of Power Ranger are you?
*zap*
Apocalypse: Oh %$#@. Where's my jet boots. Apocalypse AWAY!
*Apocalypse flying away*
Zedd: AH, it's good to be EVIL. Now where's my coffee?!
Table-monster: Right away lordship.

Originally posted by WhiteWitchKing
Serpenterra zaps Apocalypse and the planet to dust. Zedd would own Apocalypse.

Apocalypse: I AM THE APOCALYPSE. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE.
Zedd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And what kind of Power Ranger are you?
*zap*
Apocalypse: Oh %$#@. Where's my jet boots. Apocalypse AWAY!
*Apocalypse flying away*
Zedd: AH, it's good to be EVIL. Now where's my coffee?!
Table-monster: Right away lordship.

😂

music soothes the savage Beast

Pac serenades Rita with a deep Baritone, "you are alllllll I------- Neeed.... mmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm "

happilly ever after, Akkaba 2 kids and a white picket fence

rita and zed get their asses handed to them....not even horseman material