Senseless Violence

Started by Pielover6666 pages
Pielover666 Restricted

Turn on burners, and shoves TH' face in them.

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

*shoves pielover into the garbage disposal* 😈

Pielover666 Restricted

*feels like a massague, as I am indestructible*

zac_j Hogsmeade RP by Zac J!!!
Originally posted by Pielover666
*feels like a massague, as I am indestructible*

throws dog #$%^ on him so it gets stuck to him and smeared.

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by zac_j
throws dog #$%^ on him so it gets stuck to him and smeared.

Blocks it with more shit, I mean zac-j's mother.

zac_j Hogsmeade RP by Zac J!!!

blows up a condom (i mean pielover's mom, since she's always on my stuff), fills it with glue and pops it over pielovers head.

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by zac_j
blows up a condom (i mean pielover's mom, since she's always on my stuff), fills it with glue and pops it over pielovers head.

Zac_j can't get a condom, as he has no penis. So Pie laughs at him as he admits to screwing Pie's mother. If you even knew what she looked like 😂 And Pie catches the glue on zac-j's homework.

Then destroys any inatimate object that could possibly be annoying to Pielover666 in existince.

Pielover666 Restricted
Originally posted by zac_j
blows up a condom (i mean pielover's mom, since she's always on my stuff), fills it with glue and pops it over pielovers head.

(that made no sense, seeing as my mother and a condom couldn't even be though up as the same thing, seeing as you can't "blow up" a person in the way you're using the phrase "blow up."

EsteemedLeader Restricted

*bashes pielover in the face with...EVERYTHING!*

zac_j Hogsmeade RP by Zac J!!!

i know of ways you can 😛

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
*bashes pielover in the face with...EVERYTHING!*

Doesn't hurt, as pielover is (he grows tired of saying this) invinceable. Even Superman can't beat me. I have NO weakness.

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by zac_j
i know of ways you can 😛

Not real ways. You're an idiot.

EsteemedLeader Restricted

*Beats on pielover because he is younger, weaker, and less invinceable than I am*

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
*Beats on pielover because he is younger, weaker, and less invinceable than I am*

I may be younger, But I am most likely stronger, and there's no such thing as "more invinceable" And I am the only person EVER (I already claimed it, you can't have it) who has the power to hurt invinceable people.

Takes EL's head and smashes it to the size of a Pea.

EsteemedLeader Restricted

Fool, I was alive before you were, and you don't realize it but I am your daddy!

*Unbirths pielover into nonexistance*

See, I can God-mod too...

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Fool, I was alive before you were, and you don't realize it but I am your daddy!

*Unbirths pielover into nonexistance*

See, I can God-mod too...


Well, seeing as you don't have a penis, that's impossible.

*that's impossible as this isn't D&D*

I'm only Godmodding because prettmuch everyone else is. I just make it more obvious. 😛

How much do you bench?

EsteemedLeader Restricted

Originally posted by Pielover666
Well, seeing as you don't have a penis, that's impossible.

*that's impossible as this isn't D&D*

I'm only Godmodding because prettmuch everyone else is. I just make it more obvious. 😛

How much do you bench?

More than you. 😄 😂

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
More than you. 😄 😂

I find that doubtful.
Give me a number (and don't say "you first" I asked before you did, so unless you have no self esteem, you'll give me a number)

EsteemedLeader Restricted
Originally posted by Pielover666
I find that doubtful.
Give me a number (and don't say "you first" I asked before you did, so unless you have no self esteem, you'll give me a number)

Alright, I don't know.

Pielover666 Restricted

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Alright, I don't know.

Last time I measured (2 years ago) I was at 95.
But I haven't really kept track of the weights I use anymore, so I'll give you a more recent number after my morning workout tomorrow.