WHy did Darth Vader cross the galaxy?

ba-dum-dum-pshh

How vader really lost his arm..

Obi-Wan: "Watch out for that light saber!"

Anakin: "What saber?"

Obi-Wan: "That saber!"

Anakin:"My saber?"

Obi-Wan:"I quit!" *goes unconscious again

*Anakin looks shoulder

Anakin: "Ohhhh, I get it now"

Dooku laughs at Anakin.

Anakin: "Are'nt you going to kill me now? I'm in a pretty prone state."

Dooku shrugs.

Dooku: "Continuity issues."

Where do the empire get their on-line stir-fry recipies....?

e-Wok.

*Runs from barrage of rotting tomatoes and Lettuces*

i saw a music video of DCFC, when dies their CD come out? or has it already? walkman

"wheeeeeeen sooul meeeeets boodyyyyy"

Anakin: What's the Jedi's name on Kashyyk? confused1
Obi-Wan: What's on Hoth.closedeyes
Anakin: I'm not asking who's on Hoth.crazy
Obi-Wan: Who's on Coruscant.ermm
Anakin: I don't know!😕
Obi-Wan: He's on Bespin.disgust doh

Ta-Da!Jumpy

WHy did Darth Vader cross the galaxy?

He's the green cross code man, so i'd say he'd be walking school children to the other side😂

How can you get chewbacka to say: "Meeeeeeeeeeeow!" and Juhani to say : "Woooooooof!"

Answer:
Put Chewie in a freezing temperatures for a few weeks and run him through a circle saw. "Meeeeeeeeeeeeoooow!"

Soak Juhani with gasoline and throw her with a burning matchstick.
: "Woooooof!"

Originally posted by Sesse

Answer:
Put Chewie in a freezing temperatures for a few weeks and run him through a circle saw. "Meeeeeeeeeeeeoooow!"

Soak Juhani with gasoline and throw her with a burning matchstick.
: "Woooooof!"

I'm sorry, but that is just plain retarded. Not funny at all.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Where do the empire get their on-line stir-fry recipies....?

e-Wok.

*Runs from barrage of rotting tomatoes and Lettuces*

Now THAT's funny!!! 😆

Originally posted by ShadowKing
Anakin: What's the Jedi's name on Kashyyk? confused1
Obi-Wan: What's on Hoth.closedeyes
Anakin: I'm not asking who's on Hoth.crazy
Obi-Wan: Who's on Coruscant.ermm
Anakin: I don't know!😕
Obi-Wan: He's on Bespin.disgust doh

Ta-Da!Jumpy

Lmao classic. Try doin' the whole thing 😄

Yo SS_181st_Snow !

What already?

You've got it Snow...check back here or if this thread dies, go to my thread Revenge of the Smilies...I'll try to get it right!🤺

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Where do the empire get their on-line stir-fry recipies....?

e-Wok.

*Runs from barrage of rotting tomatoes and Lettuces*

😆

funny jokes. I got some that are funny but they are racists and trust me i dont want to get blocked like i did at this other forums

How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb....?

6 originally...... but 248 or more on the subsequent re-issues of the film..

How many wookies does it take to change a lightbulb....?

Rrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr.

How many jedi does it take to change a lightbulb..?

None. A jedi must not know fear, love, attachment......or lightbulbs.

How many Yodas does it take to change a lightbulb....?

ALSO none... He did know how to do it, but he unlearrrrrrrrned what he had learned.

How many R2 units does it take to change a light bulb....?

Just one.... Those droids're actually quite good at that sort of thing.